You know you're a backyard chicken owner when...

[Brahma Chicken5000]

When your parents say no more chickens but you get more anyways

 

[tastyacres]

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When your parents say no more chickens but you get more anyways

This one works for me because dad is always finding new chickens to possibly add to the Flock.

 

[tastyacres]

When you find yourself trying to convince all your friends that your not in love with chickens!

Funny conversation between me and Dylan (neighbor)-

D- How many chickens you got?
Me- 16
D- do you think you'll get anymore?
Me- Well yeah, actually I am about to order 150.
D- *looks scared*
Me- what's wrong?
D- do you like your chickens more than people/me?
Me- no, but sometimes they are nicer to hangout with than some people!
D- as long as I never here of you getting married to them then I guess your craziness us under control!
Me-

Dylan secretly likes the chickens to.

 

[lazy gardener]

When your friends/family ask you how many chickens you have, and you really can't answer.

When you go shopping at the town mall (aka town dump) and you see "stuff" that you really want to bring home. But you have no idea what you would ever use it for... you just know that it would be handy to use in the chicken coop/run/brooder or yard.

 

[The Phantom]

When your friends/family ask you how many chickens you have, and you really can't answer.

When you go shopping at the town mall (aka town dump) and you see "stuff" that you really want to bring home. But you have no idea what you would ever use it for... you just know that it would be handy to use in the chicken coop/run/brooder or yard.

Oh my word! Yes this is so me. The other day I saw a cute container I wanted to get for no reason!

 

[getaclue]

When your grandkids tell their friends that grandma has bugs. What they mean is grandma raises bugs, for mealworms, for the chickens.

 

[Soon2BChixMom]

When you go to you tube and the commercials are for chicken feed.

 

[Cryss]

When you'r making repairs on the coop and start singing at the top of your lungs a song your mama would sing...
I love my rooster, my rooster loves me.
I cherish my rooster under the green bay tree.
My little rooster sings Cock-a-doodle-doooo-
Dooly-doo-de-ly-doo-de-ly-doo-de-ly- dooo!
(True story....this morning. Thank God no one was home.)

 

[Cryss]

I always thought I'd grow old and be the neighborhood cat lady. Nope. Crazy chicken lady.

 

[The Phantom]

When Chicken math gets the better of you. First I was going to get 3 Modern Game Bantam pullets, but now I’m getting 4 sebright pullets.

Where are you getting your sebright pullets? I would love to get some!