You know you're a backyard chicken owner when...

[Red-Stars-in-RI]

Your stove has two pots going on it...

On the left, chicken soup (soup with chicken in it for people to eat)
On the right, "chicken soup" (meat and veggie scraps, including the carrot peels from the making of the chicken soup, FOR the chickens).

 

[IdyllwildAcres]

When you reach into your pocket at the grocery store and find an egg, then wonder if they will think you stole it...

Lol

Gary

 

[GC-Raptor]

When you wear your good shoes into the chicken pen. GC

 

[BantyChooks]

When you make an unintentional fashion statement in public with feathers in your hair.

...or hay, or shavings, or fecal matter...

 

[Brahma Chicken5000]

You know you’re a backyard chicken owner when... you go to the store to buy fruit and you come back with all the 1/2 priced lettuce

 

[ThenNotSoChickenMaster]

Haha! Good one.

I got one:
You know you're a backyard chicken owner when you barely have any grass in your backyard.

 

[Subsistence Farmer]

When you invite a friend over for dinner followed with "and I'll kill a chicken for y'all.". I never expected the look on their face.

Ron

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

When your granddaughter comes out of the bathroom and says, Noni the black hen is laying an egg in the litter box.. Again...
( Hen discovered the dog door!)

 

[Brahma Chicken5000]

When you go shopping and you think, “ What would my chickens like?”

 

[Chickassan]

When you make an unintentional fashion statement in public with feathers in your hair.