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Only if she's been with a rooster in the past month. They can hatch because chickens can hold sperm for a very long time.

How in the world can someone even come to that conclusion in the first place?

I honestly really want to know

What-- How-- Where does he think chickens come from?

That is the saddest thing I have ever heard.

Yes

It is like the "hen frenzy" all over again. If ya don't know your chicken history, look it up. Interesting stuff.

I'm guessing he was referring to the fact that chickens and all birds are actually a branch of the dinosaur, and therefore reptile family tree.

God these are brilliant.

Phhhht. I don't even like RIRs.

Yeah. Why would I go to my neighbors property to trim their bush?

YES. GO FREE ONE DAY OLD CHICKS THAT WILL DIE OTHERWISE! What did she think they were going to do? Have a bunch of uncontrolled chickens running around the fair and causing mayhem? Actually, that sound like a great idea. I would love to go to a chicken ran fair.

"Tourists"

How does one get gifted 64 eggs?

Chickens are very addictive... we are like reptile people who have like thirty snakes, but ours are useful.

Yeah, I also think they are probably joking.

I've actually heard that is a really good book, so...

A bit of both, I think!

White leghorn X Unicorn. They lay rainbow colored eggs, have mystical horns, and poop rainbows. Very flighty. Have long eyelashes. They are pink. The roosters are gay. The white leghorns are cheap. The hard part is getting the unicorn. I think you can buy them from a Petco in Candyland.