I would take what Duker said and run with it.
I believe Baker has online Associates in Business degrees, which would be helpful for running your own business. I would also trust them as an online school - they aren't fly by night and they are a very good institution. They are also business...
I saw you mention MI works - that explains a lot for the job situation (MI's economy and job rate has been in the tank for years now, and the drop in unemployment is probably due to the mass exodus of people from the state).
I've actually gotten a job from Craigslist - a real job, but through a...
I think it's time for a "reset". No one but yourself is keeping you where you are. Contact your Dept of Human Services or whatever it's called through your state, and start working to going to junior college, and a job and your own place. You'll have to get rid of the pets, all of them. It's not...