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The Queen gets “green” with envy if anyone guesses her favorite color.

I shouldn’t give hints. But these quizzes are much easier if you are a Monty Pyton fan. just sayin

I’d add “how much does a wish weigh?” And maybe “how many teeth does a hen have on Thursdays in December?”

I like this one. “Gives a free pass to the kingdom hedge maze”

Y’all are killing me :-( Imma going back to the dungeon and scrape some more of the floor for supper

We have a problem here in the kingdom. The royal gardener (that’s me) made some delicious cornflake cookies. And the queen, who won’t even try them, said they are nasty. I need to see what the other denizens think.

Welcome back Spook. I’ve missed you. But I’m not sharing all my brownies.

If SirSpook gets promoted and Tani gets to be an elder I want my promotion too darn it. how about kingdom gardener? And the broody magician should get promoted to wizard. We can’t promote Blue. She’s the only one that knows how to take care of the moat monsters. and Alaskan? I dunno. What’s...

I’m still trying to figure out how Spook got promoted! Brownies would lure him in, jelly beans would set the trap and donuts would slow him down but what bait did he use on our Queen? He’s always one step ahead of us Sour. I bet that knighthood comes with brownies or something

While I’ve yet to hear a decent excuse for her bucket falling off and getting caught with a sparkle.... I vote yea because I darn sure don’t want the job

Since Sir Bird got eaten.... er I mean slipped and fell in the moat.... shouldn’t the kingdom have a new knight? You know? To do that thing they do? The knightly things?

IF and I say IF speckled hen said that? Which I’ll never believe I love that lady. And I’m so sorry to hear she’s going senile. Because “Em” and “paragon of virtue “ are never used in the same sentence

Eenie too! Tell me it’s not true! You were such good youngers, always wore your buckets, stayed well away from the sparkles... I blame this on Sour. Or Spookwriter. Or Sir Bird. Because I KNOW I told you both to keep those buckets on tight!

It looks like that elf thing on Harry Potter that the kids watch. Only the elf is cuter

An ugly one

it's just a Madagascan hissing cockroach. One of the larges species. The wide horn hissers are a bit larger but I don't have a picture of those

Sort of a zoo around here. And it’s all the Queen’s fault.

doesn't feel like paradise on cleaning day lol

I might have a reptile or two or hundreds... But my wife just gave me this nifty computer I have no idea how to use so no pictures unless she gives me my phone back

I think brother Spook needs to join us. He’s getting thrown under the kingdom bus and I can’t stand up to the powers that be on my own. Plus I miss him.