*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[bluesub]

So potential minions... please fill out the following questionnaire. After successfully passing, you will be issued your uniform and minion manual.

A few questions for you.

What are your intentions for our Younger?
What's the fastest Animal in the world? Whatever you said is WRONG!
What is the Queen’s Favorite Color?
Why didn't you answer me faster?
How many fingers am I holding up?
What's Sourland's favorite fruit?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Why did you pick our Younger up on one of those new fangled motor bikes? Do you know how dangerous that is?
You are rather sparkly. Why are you so sparkly?
What's Green plus 1?
Where'd Spook go?
How old do you think the Queen is?
Does this dress make my butt look big?
What do you think of Bluesub?
What's Tani‘s favorite bird?
How many hours should a younger wear a bucket?
What is the Blue’s favorite animal in the saltwater moat?
What color is GREEN?
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[sourland]

@bluesub to this list can we add: What color is GREEN ?

 

[mississippifarmboy]

I’d add “how much does a wish weigh?” And maybe “how many teeth does a hen have on Thursdays in December?”

 

[bluesub]

you know, it has to be a passable exam... i can’t be the only minion... what if something happened to me?

 

[black_cat]

I like this one.
“Gives a free pass to the kingdom hedge maze”

Knowing the kingdom, do I WANT a free pass to the kingdom hedge maze? Or is it like the hedge maze in Harry Potter Goblet of Fire with all the monsters in it?

 

[black_cat]

Black cat disappeared too... @mississippifarmboy dod you give that poor Younger one of those cookies?

Sorry, I stopped getting notifications! No, I have yet to recieve a cookie.

 

[black_cat]

Yes yes. As our older Youngers have aged and grown....so comes a new generation to corru-I mean teach.

why is the first word that comes to mind 'corrugate' and not 'corrupt' what is wrong with me

 

[black_cat]

So potential minions... please fill out the following questionnaire. After successfully passing, you will be issued your uniform and minion manual.

A few questions for you.

What are your intentions for our Younger?
What's the fastest Animal in the world? Whatever you said is WRONG!
What is the Queen’s Favorite Color?
Why didn't you answer me faster?
How many fingers am I holding up?
What's Sourland's favorite fruit?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Why did you pick our Younger up on one of those new fangled motor bikes? Do you know how dangerous that is?
You are rather sparkly. Why are you so sparkly?
What's Green plus 1?
Where'd Spook go?
How old do you think the Queen is?
Does this dress make my butt look big?
What do you think of Bluesub?
What's Tani‘s favorite bird?
How many hours should a younger wear a bucket?
What is the Blue’s favorite animal in the saltwater moat?
What color is GREEN?

What are your intentions for our Younger?
Uh....to feed them brownies?
What's the fastest Animal in the world? Whatever you said is WRONG!
cheetah? no? was it an ostrich?
What is the Queen’s Favorite Color?
uh.....purple?
Why didn't you answer me faster?
I exist to bother you, obviously
How many fingers am I holding up?
74
What's Sourland's favorite fruit?
lemons because they're sour?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
one, two, three....*CHOMP*
Why did you pick our Younger up on one of those new fangled motor bikes? Do you know how dangerous that is?
Excuse you, I always use a high powered jet propel feature for extra safety. If you go faster, there's less time on the road, so fewer chances to get injured, so less danger.
You are rather sparkly. Why are you so sparkly?
I take baths in glitter.
What's Green plus 1?
blue
Where'd Spook go?
On a date with a short person
How old do you think the Queen is?
.............30?
Does this dress make my butt look big?
Depends....do you want it to?
What do you think of Bluesub?
She/he gives outstanding quizzes.
What's Tani‘s favorite bird?
who's Tani
How many hours should a younger wear a bucket?
24
What is the Blue’s favorite animal in the saltwater moat?
the one that eats things
What color is GREEN?
blue mixed with yellow

 

[black_cat]

What are your intentions for our Younger?
Uh....to feed them brownies?
What's the fastest Animal in the world? Whatever you said is WRONG!
cheetah? no? was it an ostrich?
What is the Queen’s Favorite Color?
uh.....purple?
Why didn't you answer me faster?
I exist to bother you, obviously
How many fingers am I holding up?
74
What's Sourland's favorite fruit?
lemons because they're sour?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
one, two, three....*CHOMP*
Why did you pick our Younger up on one of those new fangled motor bikes? Do you know how dangerous that is?
Excuse you, I always use a high powered jet propel feature for extra safety. If you go faster, there's less time on the road, so fewer chances to get injured, so less danger.
You are rather sparkly. Why are you so sparkly?
I take baths in glitter.
What's Green plus 1?
blue
Where'd Spook go?
On a date with a short person
How old do you think the Queen is?
.............30?
Does this dress make my butt look big?
Depends....do you want it to?
What do you think of Bluesub?
She/he gives outstanding quizzes.
What's Tani‘s favorite bird?
who's Tani
How many hours should a younger wear a bucket?
24
What is the Blue’s favorite animal in the saltwater moat?
the one that eats things
What color is GREEN?
blue mixed with yellow

Did I pass?

 

[black_cat]

Did I pass?

My rational brain: they're offline they're not ignoring you
my monkey brain: they didn't respond within 10 seconds everyone on this thread hates you