MissPrissy, it's now my turn to spew water on the computer. I got a good laugh out of your post. I'm sorry you were traumatized as a child by an old coots feet, but your post is hilarious.
What's makeup? I also have never had my nails done, I've always worked to hard with my hands to waste a manicure. I don't even own a dress and my good clothes are jeans and t-shirts. I like to fish, although hunting turns me off as I could never kill another living breathing thing, so I guess...