Here is Heedley Pecked Me In The Eye's poem...ahem:
Heedley pecked me in the eye,
It did not bleed, I did not cry.
He was unable to discern
My eyeball from a juicy worm.
And, yes, the real Heedley actually did peck her in the eye, which, now that I have chickens, I realise is an all-too common...
If you like Heedley, you should check out Wendy's site. One of my step-daughters has a pillow-sized Heedley, and mini Heedley has been with me to London. Twice.
He's still miffed he didn't get to go to Paris, though. That was Mitchell With a Twitchell.
No, these aren't photoshopped. Yes, I...
Which is to say, my rooster that is eight feet in height, not my octopedal rooster. Which would be stranger? Discuss.
We are in the process of building the coop and run for our 12 4-week old chicks. You'd think we'd have absolutely no time to waste, but apparently we have, because we took a...