My 8 foot rooster.

[benjoycei]

I hope you stared back...

 

[ninabeast]

Here is Heedley Pecked Me In The Eye's poem...ahem:

Heedley pecked me in the eye,
It did not bleed, I did not cry.
He was unable to discern
My eyeball from a juicy worm.

And, yes, the real Heedley actually did peck her in the eye, which, now that I have chickens, I realise is an all-too common occurrence...