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Senior romance An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.” Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A...

THE ROOSTER There was a farmer who ran a mixed farm of chickens, ducks, sheep, cattle, etc. Unfortunately times were bad and he wasn’t making much money, but there was still money in chickens and he decided to get a good rooster to build up the bloodline of his chickens. At the chicken stud...

A motorised green apple

Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf. Jimmy said, “I’m gonna do dat when I win da lottery.” “What's dat den?” asks Mickey. “Send me lawn away to be mowed.”

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 KPH. He says to himself, "this driver Is just as dangerous as a speedster!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he Notices that there are...

Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room chatting about things and......life... and... Then, we talked about living and dying. I said to her: ' Dear, if ever I end up in a vegetative state when you are alive, please never let me go on like that.....totally dependent on machines...

Lipstick on the mirror According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls had begun to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press...