Post Your Best Joke!!!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by welsummerchicks, Jun 1, 2011.

  1. welsummerchicks

    welsummerchicks Songster

    Jul 26, 2010
    OK Gang, keep it family oriented!

    Here's a Buddhist joke: "What's the difference?"

    An Existentialist joke: "Why's the difference?"

    A nihilist joke: "What is?"
    Last edited: Jun 1, 2011
  2. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap

    Why did the chicken cross the playground?

    To get to the other slide.
  3. Matthew3590

    Matthew3590 Songster

    Apr 10, 2011
    Middle, TN
    Quote:I don't get it?
  4. welsummerchicks

    welsummerchicks Songster

    Jul 26, 2010
    My intention was to post a really, really bad joke, and that would inspire people to jump in and post better ones.

    Did I set the bar too low, or what?
  5. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap

    Quote:Me thinks you left it on the ground. [​IMG]
  6. ChooksinChoppers

    ChooksinChoppers Songster

    Mar 24, 2011
    Ocala, Florida.
    Two mates would always meet at the pub after work and then walk home together afterwards. One was crippled and the other one had a hunch back. One night the hunchbacked guy decided he would take a short cut through the cemetary. His mate tried to stop him by telling him about the ghosts "they jump out from behind tomestones and say BOO" he said, No way I am going in there! I am walking the long way and will see you tomorrow!
    The Hunchbacked guy was only about half way though when sure enough.... UP pops a ghost and says BOO! (cause Ghosts say that ya know) [​IMG] Then the ghost asked "what's that on yer back?" He glances over his shoulder and says "It's a hump!" The ghost says Beauty, I'll take that!" and sure enough his back was straight and he raced the rest of the way home.
    Next evening he couldn't wait to tell his mate all about it! and it was decided the cripple would go through the cemetary that night.
    Sure enough he gets half way through and UP pops the ghost and says BOO! (cause ghosts say that ya know [​IMG] The ghost says "What's that on your back?" The cripped guy looked over his shoulder and said "Nothing!" The ghost then said ......................................

    ........................Well Here! Have a hump! [​IMG]
  7. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap

    Quote:[​IMG] [​IMG]
  8. Laurajean

    Laurajean Slightly Touched

    Apr 2, 2010
    New Hampshire
    Quote:I'm Buddhist and I don't even get it. [​IMG]

    I have some really good jokes, but few that I can post here! And don't ask me to PM them either, I'm not that brave! I'll try to think of a couple of clean ones.....
  9. j egger

    j egger Chirping

    Sep 16, 2010
    Georgetown, TX
    Here's a riddle,

    " Railroad crossing, look out for the cars,
    Can you spell that without any R's?"

    If any body can figure it out, answer.
    Last edited: Jun 1, 2011
  10. hencrazy

    hencrazy Songster

    Mar 5, 2009
    I hope this one is ok.....

    Where do you get virgin wool?

    Ugly sheep.

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