So I have a couple of mallard ducklings.
And someone got sass with me and told me domestic mallards can't really fly.
Everywhere I read said that they could fly, am I wrong? Can they only fly up to a certain age? Or can they fly their whole life?
Unfortunately I fear the worst has happened. Let my duck out today and went out to go get a late breakfast and exercise my dogs and go to store. Came home and I peaked out my sliding door to check on my duck as I usually do. Only this time I didn’t immediately see her. I didn’t worry at first...
Yeah, there's names like "Chicken" and "Goose", but those aren't interesting.
Do have any improved names for poultry?
Are there any poultry that need better names that aren't listed?
Chickens: Fluffy butts
Ducks: Semi-Aquatic Fluffy-Butts
Geese: Giant Semi-Aquatic Fluffy-Butts
Swans...