🎄Ugly Sweater Show Off

[Kiki]

It would not be winning if people knew what the poll was for.

You weren't supposed to say this!!!


I was actually going to say this myself.

 

[ColtHandorf]

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11/10 would wear.

That is one incredibly secure human being.

For wearing the best Christmas sweater ever?

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Yup, that's him alright

No way would I have Capri-Sun in a wine glass. Or nails that...short. Also I wish I was that tan.

Take a wild guess who sweater this is:

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Spoiler: Answer

@casportpony

That wouldn't have been my guess. There's a certain person on the forum obsessed with feces though...

@ColtHandorf wouldn't be caught dead with ratty nails like this man has.

Thank you! Those were awful.

 

[ILoveDaffy]

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You win, that's bad!

 

[Everose]

Also I wish I was that tan.

Just walk to the mailbox, it'll happen. Unless you're so white you just turn pink.

 

[Painted Calls]

Just walk to the mailbox, it'll happen. Unless you're so white you just turn pink.

He's *that* white.

 

[electrycmonk]

Yeah, *that*….

 

[casportpony]

I found a chicken one. Can't post it though lol.

 

[Painted Calls]

Nooooo

 

[Painted Calls]

That's called entrapment.

 

[ColtHandorf]

Just walk to the mailbox, it'll happen. Unless you're so white you just turn pink.

Let's just say thank you to Uncle Adolf...

I'm very German. And we don't tan well. At all.

I look like Glorfindel in The Lord of the Rings when the Nazgul try to cross the Ford of Bruinen into Rivendell...

"Suddenly into view below came a white horse, gleaming in the shadows, running swiftly. In the dusk, its headstall flickered and flashed, as if it were studded with gems like living stars. The rider's cloak streamed behind him, and his hood was thrown back; his golden hair flowed shimmering in the wind of his speed....it appeared that white light was shining through the form and raiment of the rider as if though through a thin veil."

And again...

"...а shining figure of white light...an Elf-lord revealed in his wrath."

Or "beautiful and terrible as the dawn. Fair as the sea and the sun and the snow upon the mountain."

Or perhaps raw chicken with the skin on it? Like milk or pearl in the moonlight?

Edward Cullen?

The point is I'm super pale.