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Lidy told me she'd tell me the name of her valentine if I told her my age. I eventually reluctantly agreed, but she's not living up to her end of the deal. Looks like I'm going to have to bring out ANNE!!!







(wow, if that doesn't attract lidy to this thread, nothing will.)
 
oh well then.. nvm
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boys make no sense sometimes.
 
People are wusses. They thought Anekdotus was long! Sheesh, I don't ramble that much. This reminds me of the standard for yellow belly call ducks, which goes like this:
Male
Head and
Neck:
Black with green lustre on the head and upper neck; a distinct white
collar almost encircling the neck. Eyes: Dark brown. Bill: Green,
dark bean.
Back: Grey shading to greenish black over the rump.
Breast: Claret for the upper part and most of the breast area, shading to pinkish
buff near the belly.
Flanks, etc. Light grey with dark grey stippling, changing to buff on the lower
parts; abdomen light buff; light grey near the vent.
Tail: Medium dull brown, paler outer feathers; coverts and undertail black
with green lustre.
Wings: Primaries and tertials grey. Speculum blue bordered by black then
white. Coverts brownish grey except for greater coverts which are
tipped with white then black.
Main scapulars clear steel grey, outer edge bronze tinge. Cream/
white underwing.
Legs: Dull orange, darker webs.
Female
Head and
neck:
Buff chestnut with dark graining along the crown and all the way
down the back of the neck to join the shoulder colour without a
break. The remainder of the face, throat and neck rich pinkish buff
except for a dark line through the eye and the suggestion of a lower
line from the bill. The eyebrows are a shade lighter than those of the
Mallard. Eyes: Brown. Bill: Dark orange with brown saddle and dark
bean.
Back: Buff chestnut with darker pencilling (chevrons).
Breast and
Flanks:
Pinkish buff. Underbody light buff.
Tail: Dull dark buff, irregularly marked with brown; darker tail feathers in
the centre than the outer edges.
Wings: Primaries brownish slate.
Speculum and its borders as drake.
Tertials browner than primaries on exposed half.
Coverts same colour as back. Scapulars similar to the Rouen. Cream/
white underwing.
Legs: Dull orange, darker webs.
Note Both male and female Yellow Belly ducks strongly resemble the
wild Mallard colour ‘above the water-line’. ‘Below the waterline’, on
the lower breast, flanks and abdomen, the colours are dominated by
pale pinkish buff, hence the name ‘Yellow Belly’. However, the​
faces of the females also have rich pinkish buff coloured markings.
Disqualifications
Male: Absence of neck ring. Unbroken neck ring. Claret on flank feathers.
Female: Presence of white collar. Lack both of eye stripes and graining on
the crown.
Both: White primaries. Incomplete or obscure speculum. Pied markings
on the head and neck.
Male: Yellow or blue bill. Buff extending high on to the upper breast.
Female: Cream/white throat and eye markings. Clear break in the dark neck
line.
Both: White feathers under the bill, under the throat or under the tail. Indistinct
speculum and greater covert markings.
Minor Defects
Male: Black marks on bill. Lack of black undertail.
Female: Unclear pencilling on scapulars and back. Dark ground colour. Dark​
feathers on breast and flanks.

That is so relevant.
You know, this post does remind me of Anekdota, which went like this:
To revive this thread...
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!

Well, I suppose I did ramble off a bit. The Standard for the Yellow Belly call duck goes as such:
Male
Head and
Neck:
Black with green lustre on the head and upper neck; a distinct white
collar almost encircling the neck. Eyes: Dark brown. Bill: Green,
dark bean.
Back: Grey shading to greenish black over the rump.
Breast: Claret for the upper part and most of the breast area, shading to pinkish
buff near the belly.
Flanks, etc. Light grey with dark grey stippling, changing to buff on the lower
parts; abdomen light buff; light grey near the vent.
Tail: Medium dull brown, paler outer feathers; coverts and undertail black
with green lustre.
Wings: Primaries and tertials grey. Speculum blue bordered by black then
white. Coverts brownish grey except for greater coverts which are
tipped with white then black.
Main scapulars clear steel grey, outer edge bronze tinge. Cream/
white underwing.
Legs: Dull orange, darker webs.
Female
Head and
neck:
Buff chestnut with dark graining along the crown and all the way
down the back of the neck to join the shoulder colour without a
break. The remainder of the face, throat and neck rich pinkish buff
except for a dark line through the eye and the suggestion of a lower
line from the bill. The eyebrows are a shade lighter than those of the
Mallard. Eyes: Brown. Bill: Dark orange with brown saddle and dark
bean.
Back: Buff chestnut with darker pencilling (chevrons).
Breast and
Flanks:
Pinkish buff. Underbody light buff.
Tail: Dull dark buff, irregularly marked with brown; darker tail feathers in
the centre than the outer edges.
Wings: Primaries brownish slate.
Speculum and its borders as drake.
Tertials browner than primaries on exposed half.
Coverts same colour as back. Scapulars similar to the Rouen. Cream/
white underwing.
Legs: Dull orange, darker webs.
Note Both male and female Yellow Belly ducks strongly resemble the
wild Mallard colour ‘above the water-line’. ‘Below the waterline’, on
the lower breast, flanks and abdomen, the colours are dominated by
pale pinkish buff, hence the name ‘Yellow Belly’. However, the​
faces of the females also have rich pinkish buff coloured markings.
Disqualifications
Male: Absence of neck ring. Unbroken neck ring. Claret on flank feathers.
Female: Presence of white collar. Lack both of eye stripes and graining on
the crown.
Both: White primaries. Incomplete or obscure speculum. Pied markings
on the head and neck.
Male: Yellow or blue bill. Buff extending high on to the upper breast.
Female: Cream/white throat and eye markings. Clear break in the dark neck
line.
Both: White feathers under the bill, under the throat or under the tail. Indistinct
speculum and greater covert markings.
Minor Defects
Male: Black marks on bill. Lack of black undertail.
Female: Unclear pencilling on scapulars and back. Dark ground colour. Dark​
feathers on breast and flanks.


And can you honestly tell me that Anekdota was long!? Here it is to refresh you memory, in triplicate:
To revive this thread...
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
To revive this thread...
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
To revive this thread...
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!








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There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
There seems to be such a stereotype for the elderly to produce boring and unneccesarily long stories that have no apparent subject and ramble alot. Hah! I remember, when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Nobody uses good horse leavin's as fertilizer anymore. All they uses is ribo-flavin enhanced mulit-benzine-etle-metle-ketony on their flowers. That's why all the roses you get from yer florist smell like pee. It's alot more convenient these days to get the flu. You don't have to run outside in the middle of the night in the middle of winter throwing up all over your union suit. Nowadays you just sit back, and read, and savour the black nausea. I think I already told you about how when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. Any-a-ways, I noticed that they got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years. Agnes died, but her daughters hated Mary just as much as she did. Mary got the flu 12 times in her life, and I got it 7. That's a com-bined total of 19 cases. The doctor took his share of the pullet-money, I dare say! When Mary had her first baby, she was out pickin blueberries and had him out in the woods. The second baby was delivered out in the hospital. $12 for the delivery! $12! I hope the inflation's ended by now at least a little... You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy! Did I already tell you that Miss Emily had black hair? I hated her. Nelly was brown haired. When she was 4 years old, she tried canning a big ol' pumpkin by mashing it down an old gas funnel into the can. They don't make funnels like they used to. They don't make potatoes like they used to, either. Tomatoes aren't good anymore. I remember Bobby McLarson's homemade Tomato Moonshine. That stuff could Tar a Wether. I lost my memory and became incontinent for 12 weeks after takin a lick o' that stuff. Did I already tell you about when my wife and I were on our honeymoon, I woke up, and decided to have a pb and j sandwich for breakfast. Back then, we called peanut butter peanut based vegetable spread. Back then, all peanut butter had chunks. Nobody was allergic back then. That's cause big multi-heartless corporate-inter-global companies didn't spray rat-poison all over watermelon rinds. You can eat watermelon rinds that you don't get from the store these days. Have you ever noticed how grocery stores never sell ammunition or spare cockerels anymore? Back in the day, I used to walk into McMurphy's General Store and I'd say, 'Murphy?' and he'd say 'Yeah?' and I'd say 'Hows about a game of checkers?' and he'd say "okay.' and we'd sit down by the cheese barrel and play a game or 12. He'd always move his left-most guy first. I don't know how many left-handed people there are, but I know everyone has at least 1. Murphy always had a limp. Got that in the war. Not the world war, the McMurphy/Bonnison war. Still rages on today, it does. They'd aim in a random direction, fire, and hope that a member of the other family was in the way. That's the reason the Cumberland Curly pig went extinct. Last one got shot by a Bonnison firing at a McMurphy. They had such good back bacon come offen em. Tasted real good cooked in salt. Real lean. These day, Econopig side bacon is so flavourless and people look funny at ya when you douse a piece in salt. Salt used to come at a shilling a pound, it did. Don't know when that was, but I'm sure it did at some point. There was a time when people were respectative! Nowadays kids don't speak english, and you got 11 year olds having babies and you got yer 12 year old robbin banks and everybody telling you how old you look and swearin for no apparent reason, Why I had a fellow come up to me the other day, a blond fellow, just like my wife used to be, but now she's white. She used to have such peachy blonde hair when everybody was kids. You still readin this, Lidy? Any-a-ways, I knew a lad once that used to go down by the crick where the eels spawn, and used to take a mug full of milt and drink it all down. Said it had lots of nutrients. I tried it. Threw up 9 times, and had nightmares for a week. They got throw-up and anti-throw-up medicines now. I had to take alot of medicine during my last tapeworm. I named him Mr. Wormy. My 2nd tapeworm I got from kissing a duck on the mouth. That duck was named Agnes. She never liked my wife, Mary. She was 8 years old whenn we got married, and she'd always follow her around, hop up on her feet, and drop the most unpleasant bag of extra-processed corn you ever seen! She only had to put up with Mary for another 2 years, when she caught cold and flew up to that lilypond in the great by and by. You ever noticed how bullfrogs like lilies? They're too big to sit on em like thother frogs do, but they still like them. It taint legally no more to eat a bullfrog. Tisn't leglly to eat a fisher any more niether. I hope they lift that fisher prohibition soon. Han't tasted fisher in many a year. I remember the day my daddy bemembered me to the Sppa. It was the 4th greatested day in my life. And about Hospital Food! Oy!
 

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