We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this special news story!
Earlier today there was an accident in rural Missouri on a farm called "All-Kinds Acres".
While going about her normal day Mrs. *Name removed for privacy* was wounded in a tragic sheep-worming incident, which left her with a finger sticking out at a rather odd angle. When asked how it happened, she said, "I tried to grab a sheep and it didn't work." This reporter can believe it.
Thankfully, her husband was at home, this being Independence Day, and they are now currently en route to an ER about an hour away. This is RURAL Missouri, after all. The woman is believed to have a dislocated finger, but an x-ray may show it to be broken.
I'm Evelyn, reporting live from All Kinds Acres for channel nine news.
Translation: I think my mom dislocated her finger.