~•~The Crazy Pullets of BYC!~•~

[GlitterKitty]

 

[Forrest_Flock]

yo
Coretta!

 

[GlitterKitty]

HEY MAN! *Jamaican accent*

 

[Forrest_Flock]

YO SUP??

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[GlitterKitty]

Just watching mermaid shows!!

YOU HEARD ME, MERMAIDS.

And reading poetry...

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

Quote:
no, I was exaggerating
haha spazy took me seriously

j/k, but yes, lots of scratches... the larger wounds come from the dead small tree which has never fallen. a tad too big to pull out of the ground
we intend on waiting until it degrades a bit more
and kicking it over, roots n all

it stands there scratching with its dead branches when one is careless enough to get too close

I suppose spazy is a little too country life orientated
to understand what I mean

we buy the steak
and then we cook it ourselves
bless us if we had space for a cow in that dinky garden
cow would probably choke on those weeds haha

no homemade pizza, too much work and mess

yes spazy

we use hydrogen core reactors

Yes, this one

Ever heard of an axe or even a chainsaw?

no need to wait until it degrades, why not pour a gar of stump remover over it?

The tree doesn't scratch, one scratches oneself against the tree.

So what if i am?

Oh, i see.
how about you rent a goat? it'll have that whole garden cleared very quickly!

Have you ever even tried making one?

i thought they quit making those. That's cool.

I do not want to begin
to imagine Robin with an axe
I suppose I could do it
but it has become a sort of emblem around here

well, according to newton's third law, when you scratch against the tree
the tree scratches back with an equal and opposite force

a goat? would it not eat our washing? o.o
perhaps a llama would be better in that aspect...

sighs indeed we have
bought a base
slapped on some sauce, grated cheese and chicken pieces...
took us ages to clean up all the cheese bits and the red hue on the counter remained for days

I do not even know what it is
I made it up
but dude, if you know how to use one, you must be pretty cool

Whats wrong with him having an axe?

Emblem? To cut down a dead tree? o.o

Well you should have scratched against the tree like you admitted in the first place!

Yes, it would, as far as i know.

Llama? o.o Okayyyyy.........

BOUGHT a base?!?!?!?!??! Then you lose the best and funnest part!

it took you ages to clean a four ingredient pizza up??? *stares at Forrest incredulously.*
Well at least you didn't mix it up on the wall!

oh, you didn't.
It really isn't that hard at all to use.

 

[Forrest_Flock]

eh

very nice
and girly
haha

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=20934

I am looking at that thread
and seeing if there is anyone I recognise or have talked to

 

[Forrest_Flock]

ooh, I found chickenrandomness

he has a twin?!

 

[GlitterKitty]

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fun....very fun XD

girly psh. the mermaids or the poems? XD

 

[Forrest_Flock]

Quote:
I do not want to begin
to imagine Robin with an axe
I suppose I could do it
but it has become a sort of emblem around here

well, according to newton's third law, when you scratch against the tree
the tree scratches back with an equal and opposite force

a goat? would it not eat our washing? o.o
perhaps a llama would be better in that aspect...

sighs indeed we have
bought a base
slapped on some sauce, grated cheese and chicken pieces...
took us ages to clean up all the cheese bits and the red hue on the counter remained for days

I do not even know what it is
I made it up
but dude, if you know how to use one, you must be pretty cool

Whats wrong with him having an axe?

Emblem? To cut down a dead tree? o.o

Well you should have scratched against the tree like you admitted in the first place!

Yes, it would, as far as i know.

Llama? o.o Okayyyyy.........

BOUGHT a base?!?!?!?!??! Then you lose the best and funnest part!

it took you ages to clean a four ingredient pizza up??? *stares at Forrest incredulously.*
Well at least you didn't mix it up on the wall!

oh, you didn't.
It really isn't that hard at all to use.

you obviously do not know Robin
then if you are asking that

no, the dead tree is an emblem
every morning when I awaken and pull open the shutters
there it is

either way, one cannot lose
if I scratch the tree, I scratch the tree. If the tree scratches me, I also scratch the tree according to the third law

it is not possible for one to NOT scratch the tree, or for the tree to NOT scratch one
all very confusing. perhaps i should cut it down after all

a llama would be nice
fluffier than a goat

hey
if we tried to make our own base
we probably would have started rolling it on the wall
be glad that was not the case

well, the Tv was on, the computer was on, Twitter was on...
oh, and the sink had decided to conk so we only had scalding water

how?