Yo, everyone!! I'm the only person online right now, but whatever
I wrote a song! Listen up
Rudolph the red-nose reindeer
Had a very shiny job
He was an honest worker
He'd never lie or cheat or fob
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and steal his wares (like toothbrushes)
They'd blame it on poor Rudolph
Santa had to sell his shares (in Qantas)
And then Santa called him in
"I'm giving you a rise!
Rudolph with your bank so bright
Won't you hire my sleigh tonight!"
Then he took over Christmas
The others shouted out with glee (VIRGIN AMERICA!)
Rudolph the red-nose reindeer
You'll go down in history! (like Julian Assange)
Or it can be 'Gillard' at the end, your choice.