A Chook Ghost? Hmm, I must write this down....
Because I am pure EpIcneSs, of course!
I GOT THAT!!!
Sk Cud!!
I will make history, like Rudolph
Did I ever tell you that Rudolph song I wrote? I think I did. I have a new version. Would you like to hear edition two?
It works better
It seems that I have made a new language!
Rudolph the red-nose reindeer,
Had a very shiny job!
He was an honest worker,
He'd never lie or cheat or fob!
All of the other reindeer,
Used to laugh and steal his wares (like toothbrushes!)
They blamed it on poor Rudolph,
Santa had to sell his shares (in Qantas!)
((Skipping....))
The others shouted out in glee (VIRGIN AMERICA!!)
Rudolph the red-nose reindeer,
You'll go down in history! (like Julian Assange!)
Did I ever tell you that Rudolph song I wrote? I think I did. I have a new version. Would you like to hear edition two?
It works better
It seems that I have made a new language!
Rudolph the red-nose reindeer,
Had a very shiny job!
He was an honest worker,
He'd never lie or cheat or fob!
All of the other reindeer,
Used to laugh and steal his wares (like toothbrushes!)
They blamed it on poor Rudolph,
Santa had to sell his shares (in Qantas!)
((Skipping....))
The others shouted out in glee (VIRGIN AMERICA!!)
Rudolph the red-nose reindeer,
You'll go down in history! (like Julian Assange!)
I'd love to hear the new one!
I'm going to call you that from now on. It's less offensive to some than Duck with an F
(I just wanted to make it flow better... whaddaya think?
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very crappy job
But he was an honest worker
He'd never lie or cheat or fob
All of the other reindeer
Went on strike for better pay
Santa was losing business
Our presents won't arrive till May!
And then they called Rudoplh in
He's been given a rise
Rudoplh's debt is out of sight
He can hire the sleigh tonight!
Then he took over Christmas
The other reindeer jumped in glee!
Rudoplh the underpaid slave
You'll go down in history (like.... Sk Cud?)