°The Flight of the Burritos° A RP of Dorito's Vengeance

[HeavensHens88]

WHAT THE PAWS OF SIRIUS.
EVERYTHING IS COMPLETELY FROZEN TILL I RETURN IN AN HOUR.
The things that happen when you leave for a day.... *-*

 

[vachick15]

Heavens, hurry up and get on! I wanna squirt beans like Va!

We can fight the Dorito guys by squirting beans on them! Bean gun!

PIPING HOT BEANS!

My burrito jumps onto the frying pan and flips the burner on. It gets up off the frying pan, burning, and screams, "I FEEL ALIVE!"

 

[HeavensHens88]

[COLOR=333333]Name: Iron[/COLOR][COLOR=333333]
[/COLOR][COLOR=333333]Age: 3 years[/COLOR][COLOR=333333]
[/COLOR][COLOR=333333]Gender: Female[/COLOR][COLOR=333333]
[/COLOR][COLOR=333333]Species/Rank: Doberman (if still open) [/COLOR][COLOR=333333]
[/COLOR][COLOR=333333]History: adopted my evil dorito dude as innocent puppy trained to attack on his command[/COLOR][COLOR=333333]
[/COLOR][COLOR=333333]Description of Bodily Attributes: is a doberman[/COLOR][COLOR=333333]
[/COLOR][COLOR=333333]Personality: ferocious[/COLOR][COLOR=333333]
[/COLOR][COLOR=333333]Spouse/Mate/Crush: depends[/COLOR][COLOR=333333]
[/COLOR][COLOR=333333]Children/Pups: depends[/COLOR][COLOR=333333]
[/COLOR][COLOR=333333]Other: only answers to evil dorito dude[/COLOR][COLOR=333333]
[/COLOR][COLOR=333333]Username: silkieRaiser[/COLOR][COLOR=333333]
[/COLOR][COLOR=333333]DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: OF COURSE[/COLOR][COLOR=333333]
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Yo Salad!
Accepted!

 

[HeavensHens88]

Type of Wrap (Gluten-free, Corn, or Wheat): Wheat
What kind of meat: Beef
Vegetables?: Lettuce, onions and I'll be nice and say that beans are veggies too.
Cheese?: Cheddar
If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit": (What do YOU call avocado and tomatoes?? Vegetables??) Avocado and tomato
Your spiciness level: On a scale of one to ten, eight.
Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream?: No! it makes me soggy.
Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10: 100000000000000000000
Are you frozen or hidden?: Both, hidden in an industrial freezer in a hidden fortress in Colorado.
Are you homemade or a commercial: Homemade!
Username: TheKindaFarmGal

Now I can say my first RP charrie was a BURRITO.

Oh, it's not done! I want salsa!

*Adds Salsa*

WE GOT HER ROYAL FRIEDNESS TO JOIN A RP!!!!!! e
Accepted, of course!!!

 

[HeavensHens88]

*Character Form*
Name:Crowpaw
Age:300000000000 Moons old(Demi-cat)
Gender:Male
Species/Rankemi-God Cat
History:None
Description of Bodily Attributes:Black Tom with electric blue eyes.
Personality:Crowpaw is so depressed, he has gone mad
Spouse/Mate/Crush:None
Children/Pups:None
Other:He can shoot Burrito Lazer's Out of his Eyes.
Username:BURRITO
DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?:UM, I THINK?

*Burrito Form*
Name:Nettle
Age:40000000000 Moons Old(Demi Burrito
Type of Wrap (Gluten-free, Corn, or Wheat):Gluten Free
What kind of meat:Cat
Vegetables?:Cat eyes and fur.Oh whiskers to.
Cheese?:sharp chedda
If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit"eaches
Your spiciness level:3000000
Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream?:Nope
Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10:10000000
Are you frozen or hidden?:Frozen
Are you homemade or a commercial burrito?:Homemade
Otheremi-God Burrito

1. Kyndra, you have succeeded in making me nearly fall off the bed in uncontrollable hilarity.
What would Nettlepaw say if she knew her alternate form was a burrito...
2. Uh, a demi-cat....
Interesting. Um, was his father/mother a cat god from Egypt?
3. HOW IS A DEMIBURRITO EVEN POSSIBLE?!?! BURRITOS ARE MADE, NOT BEGOTTEN BY GODS!!!
So, not accepted till I wrap my head around these two...

 

[PeepersMama]

FACT:
DID YOU KNOW DORITOs TRANSLATES TO "BITS OF GOLD?!?!"

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!

*Character Form*
Name: Elladorado (goes by B.D.- Burritos Die)
Age: 1,784
Gender: Female
Species/Rank: Doberman/actually an indestructible robot, but no one knows that (weird, she had a pup.... )/whatever/Beta of Dobermans
History: She's lived for over a million years. Scratch that, she's only 1,000. A million-year-old Doberman would make no sense, even if it was a robot. She was made by a tribe of monkeys in Jamaica- her original purpose was to scare away all humans.
The monkeys' plan failed and she killed them all.
Description of Bodily Attributes: Massive black Doberman with the typical shocks of lighter fur on her face and chest-
Except they're blood red.
Glowing red eyes and claws so long they look like fangs.
Personality: Murderous. Has absolutely no limitations. Superdog strength due to her secret indenity as a robot. Tenacious and audacious- as stated previously, she put no limits on herself whatsoever. Extremely fast and powerful- can lift a truck on her back. A death machine. Takes immense satisfaction in killing. Laughs a maniacal laugh every time she kills/freezes/rips a burrito. Has an intense fear of butterflies. Is obsessed with shopping at Kohl's.
Spouse/Mate/Crush: Jeff
Children/Pups: Taquito
Other: She's a robot. No one knows that. Will attempt to leap anywhere to escape from a butterfly.
Username: TheMostInsaneSarahYou'llEverMeet
DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: Is that even a question worth answering?

GASP OF HAPPINESS


A TERMINATOR DOG!!!!!!

Okay nite mind phone is dying. Night guys!!

 

[HeavensHens88]

FACT:
DID YOU KNOW DORITOs TRANSLATES TO "BITS OF GOLD?!?!"

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!

*Character Form*
Name: Elladorado (goes by B.D.- Burritos Die)
Age: 1,784
Gender: Female
Species/Rank: Doberman/actually an indestructible robot, but no one knows that (weird, she had a pup.... )/whatever/Beta of Dobermans
History: She's lived for over a million years. Scratch that, she's only 1,000. A million-year-old Doberman would make no sense, even if it was a robot. She was made by a tribe of monkeys in Jamaica- her original purpose was to scare away all humans.
The monkeys' plan failed and she killed them all.
Description of Bodily Attributes: Massive black Doberman with the typical shocks of lighter fur on her face and chest-
Except they're blood red.
Glowing red eyes and claws so long they look like fangs.
Personality: Murderous. Has absolutely no limitations. Superdog strength due to her secret indenity as a robot. Tenacious and audacious- as stated previously, she put no limits on herself whatsoever. Extremely fast and powerful- can lift a truck on her back. A death machine. Takes immense satisfaction in killing. Laughs a maniacal laugh every time she kills/freezes/rips a burrito. Has an intense fear of butterflies. Is obsessed with shopping at Kohl's.
Spouse/Mate/Crush: Jeff
Children/Pups: Taquito
Other: She's a robot. No one knows that. Will attempt to leap anywhere to escape from a butterfly.
Username: TheMostInsaneSarahYou'llEverMeet
DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: Is that even a question worth answering?

GASP OF HAPPINESS


A TERMINATOR DOG!!!!!!

Okay nite mind phone is dying. Night guys!!

A terminator who is obsessed with Kohl's.

Night!!!!

 

[HeavensHens88]

*plots character*

Va...burritos are boring. So we need to make a person who made our burritos who happens to be a scientist who wants to make the burritos alive (run on sentence ). Then when the character succeeds, our burritos escape from the freezer and have some fun. XD

What the tail.......
Great Sirius, what's next??!?!
So is this scientist a nerd of Diabolical Dorito Dude's team or something?

 

[Frost bite88]

Oh boy this rp is going to be something XD

 

[HeavensHens88]

OH HOW I HOPE SOMEONE JOINS!

Can I be a taco

*Facepalm*
Sure, why not, we've got demicats and burritos that shoot beans.
So your taco can be accidentally mistaken for a burrito and taken by a Doberman....
I mean, come one, there's MILLIONS of burritos to be confiscated- there's got to be some errors, right?