°The Flight of the Burritos° A RP of Dorito's Vengeance

~The Spice Man's hat cloud suddenly shot into the air and zoomed around the industrial building. "I must say- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"~


"I'LL GET IT!" Bert yelled back at the Spice Man. Actually, since Bert was on a cloud, the wind was blowing him too so he didn't have much of a choice. So he decided to make it sound like he did. :p

~The Spice Man dug his arms into his cloud as it zoomed recklessly through the air. "Do duck, kind sir cloud or we are going to- SMACK!" The Spice Man was catapulted into the air and faceplanted into the wall. Peppers shot everywhere.~
 
~The Spice Man dug his arms into his cloud as it zoomed recklessly through the air. "Do duck, kind sir cloud or we are going to- SMACK!" The Spice Man was catapulted into the air and faceplanted into the wall. Peppers shot everywhere.~


(LAUGHING SO HARD! :gig)

Bert was trying to get his peacock cloud - who he dubbed Bill (great names, huh! XD) - to go faster when he heard a loud SMACK! He looked back to see The Spice Man laying down with peppers coming down like confetti around him!

"Uh oh!" Bert said to Bill, "We need to get him to the nearest restaurant to get fixed up, and fast!". Bill honked back in agreement. Thankfully, the wind had calmed down some so Bill could fly back pretty well.
 
~The Spice Man dug his arms into his cloud as it zoomed recklessly through the air. "Do duck, kind sir cloud or we are going to- SMACK!" The Spice Man was catapulted into the air and faceplanted into the wall. Peppers shot everywhere.~


(LAUGHING SO HARD! :gig)

Bert was trying to get his peacock cloud - who he dubbed Bill (great names, huh! XD) - to go faster when he heard a loud SMACK! He looked back to see The Spice Man laying down with peppers coming down like confetti around him!

"Uh oh!" Bert said to Bill, "We need to get him to the nearest restaurant to get fixed up, and fast!". Bill honked back in agreement. Thankfully, the wind had calmed down some so Bill could fly back pretty well.

~The Spice Man slid down the wall and trickled into a pile of scattered peppers. His spectacle rolled into the wall and clattered to the ground. "I must say- I feel... quite... flattened..." The empty wrap suddenly lay limp.~
 
~The Spice Man slid down the wall and trickled into a pile of scattered peppers. His spectacle rolled into the wall and clattered to the ground. "I must say- I feel... quite... flattened..." The empty wrap suddenly lay limp.~


Bert slid off Bill and ran over with his little legs. He leaned over and felt for a pulse. "He's simply fainted, folks." Bert announced, wiping his sweaty forehead with his cheese kerchief in relief, "Get some cold sour cream to pour on him, quick!".
 
~The Spice Man abruptly shot to his feet as a sheet of gooey whiteness engulfed him. "Young sirs," he declared wryly, fixing his fallen spectacle back into place and straightening his tie, "would you mind restuffing my peppers?"~
 

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