Will either of these do!?Everyone needs a machete. What ever will you do when you run out of bullets and the zombies are tearing down the door?
Seriously, sharpen your knives. And your machete. I can loan you a couple. One by the bed, one by the door, well, you get the picture.
Everything is a weapon. Some more efficient than others.
What a filthy mind you have sir. There are lots of reasons (I still won't tell) that would leave no reason for jealousy.Remember, guns don't kill. Jealous husbands do.
Frying pans are excellent, as well. The big one that we have has to weigh eight pounds, I think.
We have a chainsaw, too. I don't know how to use it, but we have a chainsaw.Everyone needs a machete. What ever will you do when you run out of bullets and the zombies are tearing down the door?
Seriously, sharpen your knives. And your machete. I can loan you a couple. One by the bed, one by the door, well, you get the picture.
Same I use the empty soda bottles from my bi-weekly sodaGood to know, thanks!!! I’ll have to start drinking more water. I think what I really need to do is get a couple of bottles or a big liter bottle or whatever and carry that around cause oddly I drink more when it’s in a bottle
A weapon wielding banana? Gol, now I got that dang stefani chicks song in my head. ITS BANANAS!
Baking? Maybe?
See Monty Python reference above.
