➡➡ Kiki Speak

[ShrekDawg]

Good grief, look at her getup. Those nails!
Such a shade of red... she would be without fingers within seconds if she set foot inside of my chicken coop.

 

[ShrekDawg]

If we ever have a zombie apocalypse, I want a naginata. That way I don't have to get within biting range.

Ooh, and I found a functional one for only $150. Shipping is probably a killer, though, and I'm not sure they would ship to CA.

Edit: They are in CA, and shipping is free for orders over $125.
I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it.

We can start a gofundme

 

[Kiki]

I don’t take it every other day!

Sure seems like you do.

 

[Kiki]

can you teach me then!?

I try...you do not f words listen.

 

[BantyChooks]

If we ever have a zombie apocalypse, I want a naginata. That way I don't have to get within biting range.

Ooh, and I found a functional one for only $150. Shipping is probably a killer, though, and I'm not sure they would ship to CA.

Edit: They are in CA, and shipping is free for orders over $125.
I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it.

You do need it.

 

[Kiki]

You could never hurt her!!!

I'd off her.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Don’t wow me @WhatTheDuckingDuck !! It’s worse than I remembered I wouldn’t say it’s necessarily GOOD but it’s damn catchy lmao

 

[Kiki]

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[ShrekDawg]

I'd off her.

No way!!!

 

[Kiki]

Remember, guns don't kill. Jealous husbands do.

Mex doesn't have a jealous bone in his body.