➡➡ Kiki Speak

[Nabiki]

I my couch were alive, it would have murdered at least two of my cats by now...

 

[sourland]

I my couch were alive, it would have murdered at least two of my cats by now...
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Understand that just because they talk doesn't necessarily mean that they are alive. It's just another dimension.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I my couch were alive, it would have murdered at least two of my cats by now...
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I never put anything like my CGM or a controller on my fainting couch... I get the feeling that it would eat it, medical equipment or not.
Normal couches are bad enough, but sentient ones? Oof.

 

[Ursuline Chick]

Mine is a bit of an embarrassment as it can be a story teller and is lacking a filter.

@sourland your couch TELLS on you!!!
You need to get rid of that bad boy, like now (or tell the stories )

 

[ShrekDawg]

@sourland your couch TELLS on you!!!
You need to get rid of that bad boy, like now (or tell the stories )

I don’t need a couch that tells on me cause I do it plenty all by myself! although I’ve been better about not ratting myself out lately


Autocorrect corrected ratting to something very different, very hilarious, and very inappropriate. I’ll let you guys use your imaginations.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I am DYING laughing though! I should have left it

 

[ShrekDawg]

Understand that just because they talk doesn't necessarily mean that they are alive. It's just another dimension.

They can talk and not be alive!? Hmmm. I feel like I’m the twilight zone now lol wait! Does that mean your couch is possessed!?

 

[Nabiki]

I am DYING laughing though! I should have left it

I'm guessing a vowel replacement from the first vowel in thealphabet to the last.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I my couch were alive, it would have murdered at least two of my cats by now...
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OMG! Why!?

 

[Nabiki]

OMG! Why!?

Ummm... scratching and peeing.