➡➡ Kiki Speak

[BantyChooks]

Ah, we have found an erogenous zone.

I'd ask how you give blood, but then we know you don't have any left.
Aiming a shotgun? I normally just point mine. Gets close enough for government work. The original point and click interface.

My blood is mine, thank you very much.

 

[RUNuts]

My blood is mine, thank you very much.

It's for your own good. You may die.

Have you noticed that no one dies of natural causes anymore?

 

[BantyChooks]

It's for your own good. You may die.

Have you noticed that no one dies of natural causes anymore?

I will die a sudden and violent death in my mid-50s after one of my archenemies tracks me down and executes me at sunset with a vintage revolver.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Adrenaline and endorphins are amazing pain killers. When I was in my big motorcycle accident, I remember getting up and thinking, "That wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be. I get thrown as hard as that in practice!".

Then a couple hours later, I was thinking, "Ow. Ow. Ow. I hurt."

Oh wow!!!!

 

[ShrekDawg]

I think my mother takes multiple ibuprofen pills every day, and has for a long time.

 

[ShrekDawg]

True. When I was drunk, riding my motorcycle and coming up on a curve that I was convinced that I would not be able to take, I just got off of the motorcycle. I pushed the motorcycle a couple of miles to a fish hatchery on my broken ankle before I got a ride to the emergency room.

OMG how!? Why!?

 

[RUNuts]

I will die a sudden and violent death in my mid-50s after one of my archenemies tracks me down and executes me at sunset with a vintage revolver.

Vintage? We talking The Colt?

I agree. Party hard, die young and leave a good looking corpse.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Ouch. Thankfully, I've never had to have surgery to repair a broken bone; my limited experience with such has healed appropriately with casts alone.

I’ve never broken a bone (gotta go knock on wood, BRB ) but I have sprained my ankle before. I forget how. It was something really embarrassing. And I was SUPER slow moving with the crutches and late to class a lot it was in like middle school. Also I think I once tripped with the crutches.

ETA: I think that same year I also got horrible poison ivy covering legit half my face and had to go on steroids and miss some school. Rough year.

 

[ShrekDawg]

True. When I was drunk, riding my motorcycle and coming up on a curve that I was convinced that I would not be able to take, I just got off of the motorcycle. I pushed the motorcycle a couple of miles to a fish hatchery on my broken ankle before I got a ride to the emergency room.

Also I’m shocked you “drove” drunk aha

 

[ShrekDawg]

Just because our parents do things does not make them right or good.

For sure.