After catching up again.... It seems like all I really learned is that Dog is a delicate little flower.
I've never been nailed in the arm by a hoof, but I've taken plenty to the body and one to the face. Broke my jaw. It was bewildering more than anything. Once the ringing stopped and I could hear again, I cleaned it up and went to the hospital for rads.
I've broken a lot of bones (tailbone was and still is the worst - will affect me for life) and had 2 babies... but I'll tell ya - a kidney stone is the worst pain I've ever felt in my life. Got one lodged in my ureter and thought my kidneys were failing and I was gonna die.


They had to surgically remove it.
I drink 3 liters of water every day now. Learned my lesson!