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[ShrekDawg]

Thwacking my little toe on the bottom of stairway, on a doorframe, on a post, or on a chair -- though stools are the real evil ones -- always makes me go about like:
1: Gasp and start to keel over.
2: Bite lower lip while grasping foot and saying "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUDGE, FRIGGIN-FUDGE-FRICK," being careful to not swear, while squeezing eyes shut.
3: Hold foot whilst simply gasping for several seconds to a minute.
4: Release and replace foot on the ground as the pain fades, opening eyes.
5: Gingerly take a couple of steps.
6. Resume business as usual, being careful not to stub the offended toe again.
Happens about once a month, I think.

I am dead

 

[ShrekDawg]

Who do you think taught her?

can you teach me then!?

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

Thwacking my little toe on the bottom of stairway, on a doorframe, on a post, or on a chair -- though stools are the real evil ones -- always makes me go about like:
1: Gasp and start to keel over.
2: Bite lower lip while grasping foot and saying "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUDGE, FRIGGIN-FUDGE-FRICK," being careful to not swear, while squeezing eyes shut.
3: Hold foot whilst simply gasping for several seconds to a minute.
4: Release and replace foot on the ground as the pain fades, opening eyes.
5: Gingerly take a couple of steps.
6. Resume business as usual, being careful not to stub the offended toe again.
Happens about once a month, I think.

Sound about how it goes.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I don't know why, but for some reason, my mother found it quite funny when I jokingly mentioned getting a tattoo on my arm or forehead that read "PROUD ROMAN CATHOLIC" a while ago.
What do you think she found funny about it?

I’m not sure!?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I take it once a month.

I take either it or acetaminophen when I have a fever, or I'll alternate doses of both. I also take acetaminophen when the, er... cramps get nasty and I want to dull them a bit, but I only take one pill in that case.
I never take pills daily. The only drugs that I take daily are my two kinds of insulin, unless I'm sick.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I was just looking at a crow or raven for a pet. You can keep African Pied Crows or African Ravens. $3,000 a pop. Weird this got brought up.

Oh wow that’s expensive!! they’d be a neat pet though!!! And for sure what are the chances!?

 

[R2elk]

I had a dream that I was at Elk's house. I don't remember what the heck I was doing there but I know that I was there.

I will never tell.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Tea is a diuretic, you need to drink equal amounts of water

Good to know, thanks!!! I’ll have to start drinking more water. I think what I really need to do is get a couple of bottles or a big liter bottle or whatever and carry that around cause oddly I drink more when it’s in a bottle

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I will die a sudden and violent death in my mid-50s after one of my archenemies tracks me down and executes me at sunset with a vintage revolver.

Wow, what did you do, Santa? Protective parents don't like you knowing when their children are awake or asleep?
I know that I wouldn't....

 

[ShrekDawg]

I take either it or acetaminophen when I have a fever, or I'll alternate doses of both. I also take acetaminophen when the, er... cramps get nasty and I want to dull them a bit, but I only take one pill in that case.
I never take pills daily. The only drugs that I take daily are my two kinds of insulin, unless I'm sick.

I usually take Pamprin for the girl related stuff. I find it works better than other stuff. Idk why.