➡➡ Kiki Speak

[ShrekDawg]

Wow, what did you do, Santa? Protective parents don't like you knowing when their children are awake or asleep?
I know that I wouldn't....

Hahahaha I cannot breathe. Speaking of which I need to go eat because I am STARVING.

 

[BantyChooks]

Wow, what did you do, Santa? Protective parents don't like you knowing when their children are awake or asleep?
I know that I wouldn't....

That's classified.

 

[ShrekDawg]

And I need to start trying to follow all this advice because I really don’t mean to ignore it or do that on purpose or anything

I know it’s frustrating and I’m really sorry but I don’t.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I'd give you advice on some of the stuff wrong with your conclusions, but I'm done. In the year I've been on here, you agree with good advice but don't follow it.

Well now you have me fascinated

 

[ShrekDawg]

The Mini.
He has a few I could borrow.

You could never hurt her!!!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Who do we know who wields machetes? Who was that? It'll come to me.

We have a meat cleaver. And probably thirty knives, ten of which are in a drawer and need to be sharpened, but still thirty knives. No machete that I know of.

 

[Ursuline Chick]

I take either it or acetaminophen when I have a fever, or I'll alternate doses of both. I also take acetaminophen when the, er... cramps get nasty and I want to dull them a bit, but I only take one pill in that case.
I never take pills daily. The only drugs that I take daily are my two kinds of insulin, unless I'm sick.

Smart Girl

 

[RUNuts]

We have a meat cleaver. And probably thirty knives, ten of which are in a drawer and need to be sharpened, but still thirty knives. No machete that I know of.

Everyone needs a machete. What ever will you do when you run out of bullets and the zombies are tearing down the door?

Seriously, sharpen your knives. And your machete. I can loan you a couple. One by the bed, one by the door, well, you get the picture.

 

[RUNuts]

I will never tell.

Remember, guns don't kill. Jealous husbands do.

 

[R2elk]

Everyone needs a machete. What ever will you do when you run out of bullets and the zombies are tearing down the door?

Seriously, sharpen your knives. And your machete. I can loan you a couple. One by the bed, one by the door, well, you get the picture.

I do not have a machete. There are lots of other "weapons" here that I don't feel the need for a machete.