Ask your wife. She’ll tell you, or she may drag you to a salon. Ask carefully![]()

Our second date was fleshing a bear hide she shot. We had bear fat and stuff everywhere. She tanned it and made a wall hanging all by herself.
Our anniversary was ten days elk hunting. Told the jeweler to quit bitching about it and just clean it when she took her ring in to get cleaned. Seems dried blood under stones is difficult to remove.
She’s my partner in crime.