➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Tesumph]

I saw the cute little egg cartons on sale...I couldn't pass them up.
I didn't even think about them possible being fertile until I got home and took them out of the grocery bag.
I think it's my house.
It's contaminated with broody dust.

I need to clean today.

Have you started plucking chest hairs for your nest yet?
I’m prescribing an ice bath or three.

 

[Pugsabi]

I think it will be time to worry when you start giving/mixing oyster shell in fake dog's food!

 

[Kiki]

I have a solution for this problem.
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I bought some of these for my mom once as a birthday gag...she almost killed me.
Too expensive.
I will continue to just pee in my pants.

 

[Kiki]

Only time will tell! That would be exciting if they did develop.

I will be in more trouble if they do develop.

 

[Kiki]

Have you started plucking chest hairs for your nest yet?
I’m prescribing an ice bath or three.

An ice bath sounds so good right now.
Have you been outside recently?
Geez it is hot today.

 

[Kiki]

I think it will be time to worry when you start giving/mixing oyster shell in fake dog's food!

Poor faker only gets nutritional yeast added, occasionally.
No extra calcium for boys.

 

[room onthebroom]

@Tesumph what about Peacocks?

There was a peacock down the street from this Airbnb we stayed in a couple weeks ago. We never heard it during the day, but at night it would start screaming.... Sooooooo weird!!!!

 

[littleprairieheartsfarm]

I will be in more trouble if they do develop.

It will be interesting, especially since they are an unknown age and been refrigerated.

 

[Kiki]

I can't watch this kind of stuff.
It hurts me when I see some of these things.
Best Fails of the Year 2017: Part 1 (December 2017) || FailArmy ...


Fast forward to 8:30 and you will see me!

 

[Kiki]

It will be interesting, especially since they are an unknown age and been refrigerated.

The eggs seem small compared to my eggs.
They are a nice shade of brown though.
I need to see if I can figure out where they come from.
Which type of bird lays them.