➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[BantyChooks]

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Beautiful!

Batty the snow loving Neanderthal. Any relation to the abominable snow monster? I'm sure Santa approves. ???

He's my cousin twice removed.

Conversely, when snow gets in your butt crack, it melts and drains down into your waders and freezes your toes. If you like rotten toe drinks, no problem.

Snow shouldn't be anywhere near your butt crack, silly southie. Unless you're making snow angels in a bikini.

What's the difference between a cheesehead and a canuck? Yeah, I don't know either.

Yes, imagine falling into a peaceful slumber, that you never wake up from. It's called hypothermic death.

Much more peaceful than dying of heat stroke!

x2!!

At least with heat stroke, no one comes across your naked body in the snow and wonders what you were up to.

Um... if you are outside in the snow whilst naked, it's likely because your 'with rum' policy turned out to be a really bad idea.

 

[jwyles]

30% alcohol content is pretty weak (for rum).

Well then it might be just your speed!

Batty the snow loving Neanderthal. Any relation to the abominable snow monster? I'm sure Santa approves. ???

Sand in your butt crack??? You obviously aren't doing it right and need more practice. Ah, the smell of the salt air! With rum on my tongue.

Conversely, when snow gets in your butt crack, it melts and drains down into your waders and freezes your toes. If you like rotten toe drinks, no problem.

What's the difference between a cheesehead and a canuck? Yeah, I don't know either.

The EE pullets have differently shaped tails. Compared to the leghorns that hold them straight up, the EE's have them straight back or pointed down. A little different.

 

[Tesumph]

Well then it might be just your speed!

HAH! I can’t even handle the fake stuff so I’ll take that as a compliment.

 

[Glitterchicks]

At least with heat stroke, no one comes across your naked body in the snow and wonders what you were up to.

 

[Tesumph]

Um... if you are outside in the snow whilst naked, it's likely because your 'with rum' policy turned out to be a really bad idea.

In the late stages of hypothermia, severe confusion and nerve damage makes some people think they’re hot, so a lot of people start stripping.
Trails of torn clothes leading to frozen naked bodies are somewhat common (in cases of being stranded).

 

[RUNuts]

He's my cousin twice removed.

Say hello for me!

Snow shouldn't be anywhere near your butt crack, silly southie. Unless you're making snow angels in a bikini.

If wearing a bikini is wrong, I don't want to be right! Cowboy boots look good with anything! Waders, not so much.

Snow angels sounds as strange as swimming with ice cubes in the water. It can be done, but why?

Um... if you are outside in the snow whilst naked, it's likely because your 'with rum' policy turned out to be a really bad idea.

"with rum" is NEVER a bad idea! You should take a shot of rum and call me in an hour.

 

[BantyChooks]

"with rum" is NEVER a bad idea! You should take a shot of rum and call me in an hour.

No, thanks, 'cause I'd likely be calling you with my one call that the police grant prisoners before incarceration.

 

[Ursuline Chick]

Beautiful!

He's my cousin twice removed.


Snow shouldn't be anywhere near your butt crack, silly southie. Unless you're making snow angels in a bikini.




x2!!

Um... if you are outside in the snow whilst naked, it's likely because your 'with rum' policy turned out to be a really bad idea.

When one truly becomes hypothermic, the brain is so FUBAR you think you are HOT and start removing your clothes. (wasn't sure if anyone would get that, sorry)

 

[RUNuts]

Friends bail you out.
Real friends are sitting on the bench next to you saying,"they aren't gonna believe this one!"

 

[CSAchook]

what's not to love about the snow , says Max
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