➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[BantyChooks]

That means I might be allowed to hug a duck!

You can hug them all. Even Jules, the cutest. He likes you now, because you like me.

 

[Conan]

Now you're my favourite child again.

You're just buying them all with your rancid "pie" infused with the souls of Cockney orphans. You know, so it tastes of sadness and desperation. Once they try your pie, they'll firmly plant their flags on Conan soil.

 

[Pugsabi]

Sorry Conan. Pulls out Go! Banty Go! Banner.

 

[Conan]

Pstt.. you do know that when the recipe says "flour" it doesn't mean "flower", right? Yours tastes like someone mashed dandelions in with goat poop.

Hold that thought... I gotta... um, fill my water glass.

 

[BantyChooks]

Are you also choking and or on fire? Lot of that going around tonight

Must be Azazel's fault, especially if the persons on fire are also on the ceiling.

 

[CSAchook]

You can hug them all. Even Jules, the cutest. He likes you now, because you like me.
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[CSAchook]

You're just buying them all with your rancid "pie" infused with the souls of Cockney orphans. You know, so it tastes of sadness and desperation. Once they try your pie, they'll firmly plant their flags on Conan soil.

No no no cockney orphans are only used in Apple and pear pies

 

[BantyChooks]

You're just buying them all with your rancid "pie" infused with the souls of Cockney orphans. You know, so it tastes of sadness and desperation. Once they try your pie, they'll firmly plant their flags on Conan soil.

I adopted all the orphans and cheered them up with my GREAT pie. No desperation or sadness anywhere. Only pie.

Hold that thought... I gotta... um, fill my water glass.

With bleach, hopefully?

 

[Conan]

You can hug them all. Even Jules, the cutest. He likes you now, because you like me.
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This is Ruth. She eats from your hand and follows you around.

 

[CSAchook]

Must be Azazel's fault, especially if the persons on fire are also on the ceiling.

I spit out my drink!