➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[BantyChooks]

I'm sorry!

 

[Kiki]

I'm sorry!

How does the tooth fairy get in
The Easter bunny?

 

[BantyChooks]

How does the tooth fairy get in
The Easter bunny?

Easter bunny chews through your floor, and the tooth fairy can walk through walls.

 

[Kiki]

Easter bunny chews through your floor, and the tooth fairy can walk through walls.

I'm going to tell Cobra to get an eye out for the Easter bunny, that one might scare me.

 

[BantyChooks]

Easter bunny chews through your floor, and the tooth fairy can walk through walls.

Unless he's had too much to drink. In which case he flies in circles until he stumbles into an open window.

 

[Kiki]

Yeah...I don't the the Easter bunny to visit here anymore anyways...he just rings junk and candy.
Now the tooth fairy...she is welcome anytime.
She brings green dollars.

 

[Kiki]

Unless he's had too much to drink. In which case he flies in circles until he stumbles into an open window.

Windows don't open in Houston.

 

[BantyChooks]

I'm going to tell Cobra to get an eye out for the Easter bunny, that one might scare me.

He drugs every member of the house beforehand to keep them sleeping. What? You thought those foil wrapped pill shaped things were chocolate?

 

[BantyChooks]

Windows don't open in Houston.

They do if a drunk fairy flies into them hard enough.

 

[RUNuts]

Ditto. Well, I don't have a table, but I do have a piece of T1-11 on a dog crate, and it is sloped away from me.

This was a well decked pallet on saw horses. High enough the dogs weren't poking their noses into my business.

It seemed like a good idea at the time. Then it rained...

I had a plastic coated table top. After bleaching it and cleaning it several times, the composite wood swelled and I pitched it. Heavy block when wet too. Nice table top.

Is it that messy to where you can't do it in the house kitchen to avoid the flies?

I'm hand plucking. Yes, I get messy. Yes, I could clean up the kitchen. Or I could just collapse and the dogs will keep themselves busy sniffing around for tidbits for an hour or so.

I withheld feed after the evening feed. These had empty crops, but a bit in the gizzard. Lots of grass in most of them. Glad to see the grass. I got pooped on a couple of times too.