➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[BantyChooks]

I'll give it away.

No, you will put it on your coffee table and read it religiously, or my ghost will haunt you.

 

[Conan]

She gifted me the outfit.
So technically is was my pants.

Fair enough.

 

[Kiki]

No, you will put it on your coffee table and read it religiously, or my ghost will haunt you.

I don't drink coffee.

 

[Conan]

Sometimes I like to use poor grammar just to annoy her. It's kinda fun... she's too respectful to say anything, but you know it's just killing her on the inside.

 

[Conan]

I don't drink coffee.

WHAT? How can you not drink coffee?
Are you one of those tea drinkers?

 

[Kiki]

No, you will put it on your coffee table and read it religiously, or my ghost will haunt you.

 

[Kiki]

WHAT? How can you not drink coffee?
Are you one of those tea drinkers?

No, zero sweet tea for me.
I drink decaf and usually only iced.

 

[Conan]

No, zero sweet tea for me.
I drink decaf and usually only iced.

Ewww, decaf??? Nasty. Iced coffee is also nasty, but in the case of living in "Satan's armpit", as Banty calls it, I understand.

 

[BantyChooks]

I don't drink coffee.

You do now.

Sometimes I like to use poor grammar just to annoy her. It's kinda fun... she's too respectful to say anything, but you know it's just killing her on the inside.

I've currently planned your murder about 18 times, all for dash abuse.

 

[Kiki]

You do now.


I've currently planned your murder about 18 times, all for dash abuse.

I don't have a coffee table then.