➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Pugsabi]

You could always say you've contracted the ebola virus. That ought to keep people away.

I'm too much a home body for that to work. I might have to look up a few parasites.

 

[RUNuts]

Hilarious. I'm gonna use that excuse.

You mean there are times you want to be sociable?

 

[BantyChooks]

You mean there are times you want to be sociable?

Nope. There are times I am FORCED to be sociable. There's a difference.

 

[RUNuts]

Nope. There are times I am FORCED to be sociable. There's a difference.

That sounds more like you. I was worried you actually got ebola or something worse.

 

[Conan]

I'm too much a home body for that to work. I might have to look up a few parasites.

Worms. Worms works every time.

 

[BantyChooks]

That sounds more like you. I was worried you actually got ebola or something worse.

You know me so well.

 

[RUNuts]

Worms. Worms works every time.

But not that contagious unless you are dining.

Bedbugs.

Bedbugs are something that everyone stays away from. Highly contagious. You don't have to explain why you didn't die & they didn't announce a miraculous cure for ebola or leprosy.

Difficult to explain to people why you died.

 

[RUNuts]

You know me so well.

 

[Conan]

All you Texans - I have dirty street rat of a dog from your state heading my way via icy big rig. He was pulled from pvac and driven to Montana where he was assessed and now he's heading my way with a kind hearted trucker lady.

 

[Conan]

But not that contagious unless you are dining.

Bedbugs.

Bedbugs are something that everyone stays away from. Highly contagious. You don't have to explain why you didn't die & they didn't announce a miraculous cure for ebola or leprosy.

Difficult to explain to people why you died.

Good one. An unpleasant and unsightly rash that is also contagious. I think that would do the trick.