➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Conan]

That sounds just like what someone with a white-out covered jail record would say!

You know my name. Look me up! I've nothing more than a divorce and a couple of speeding tickets. I'm like that picket fence you mentioned.

 

[BantyChooks]

You know my name. Look me up! I've nothing more than a divorce and a couple of speeding tickets. I'm like that picket fence you mentioned.

White. Out.

 

[Conan]

White. Out.

Correct. A white washed picket fence.

 

[BantyChooks]

Correct. A white washed picket fence.

...that had to be whitewashed after the wild party you threw yesterday.

 

[Conan]

...that had to be whitewashed after the wild party you threw yesterday.

You're the one that's in witness protection.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Well, I can't speak for her personality, but just yoga your way past kdogg and you'll probably be fine.

I mean, I watch a lot of crime shows and Marvel shows so I know some things now. I could probably Kung fu you. But i wouldn’t so youre both good. Plus I would probably fall over or actually, honan with all her crazy insane workouts, would probably Kung fu ME

Banty knows things.

What else do you know?

Oh. No reason. She's a loon. Has some crazy notion that I should be dead in a ditch somewhere. No matter, she's delusional.

Sounds super loony

That sounds just like what someone with a white-out covered jail record would say!

You know my name. Look me up! I've nothing more than a divorce and a couple of speeding tickets. I'm like that picket fence you mentioned.

White. Out.

I mean, I don’t think you can white out digital records.... who even has a PAPER record anymore!?

 

[Conan]

I mean, I watch a lot of crime shows and Marvel shows so I know some things now. I could probably Kung fu you. But i wouldn’t so youre both good. Plus I would probably fall over or actually, honan with all her crazy insane workouts, would probably Kung fu ME



What else do you know?



Sounds super loony









I mean, I don’t think you can white out digital records.... who even has a PAPER record anymore!?

Boom! Digital white out?

 

[ShrekDawg]

You're the one that's in witness protection.

Shhhhhh you’re not supposed to spread that around!!

Boom! Digital white out?

Photoshop?

 

[BantyChooks]

You're the one that's in witness protection.

Only because I witnessed said party.

I mean, I don’t think you can white out digital records.... who even has a PAPER record anymore!?

Hey, young'un, plenty of us keep paper records of things. (I mean, not jail time. I haven't even been within five miles of one...)

I mean, I watch a lot of crime shows and Marvel shows so I know some things now. I could probably Kung fu you. But i wouldn’t so youre both good. Plus I would probably fall over or actually, honan with all her crazy insane workouts, would probably Kung fu ME

Conan would probably triple backflip right over your head. She's nuts.

What else do you know?

Hmm... almonds on buttered rice cakes tastes good, chickens don't like worms if they're slimy, and ducks are awesome.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Only because I witnessed said party.


Hey, young'un, plenty of us keep paper records of things. (I mean, not jail time. I haven't even been within five miles of one...)


Conan would probably triple backflip right over your head. She's nuts.


Hmm... almonds on buttered rice cakes tastes good, chickens don't like worms if they're slimy, and ducks are awesome.

Just what kind of party WAS this???!!!

Okay trueee, I do too but pretty sure nobody would have a paper copy of their criminal record around! Unless it was to SHRED it!!! and lol I went in twice but once was with my brother’s Boy Scout group for a tour of our local town one which was really just like one or two holding cells lol and the most recent time was for English class and we discussed poems with some of the prisoners. But never been arrested or anything lol

LOL probably!! That would be AWESOME though and so badass ninja I would let her lol

That sounds gross, mine eat any worm they find, and true dat. I need some ducks lol