➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[CSAchook]

Because it tastes good. Also, we no longer have temperature sensors in our skin.

That seems dangerous. You might accidentally roast yourself while basking on your rock.

 

[BantyChooks]

Absolutely NOT.

Aw.

That seems dangerous. You might accidentally roast yourself while basking on your rock.

My rock is for display only. I avoid sunlight year round, even in winter.

 

[Conan]

That seems dangerous. You might accidentally roast yourself while basking on your rock.

Bones is right. You should replace the sensors. You could roast alive and no amount of ice cream would save you.

 

[CSAchook]

Aw.

My rock is for display only. I avoid sunlight year round, even in winter.

Like Gollum?

 

[BantyChooks]

Like Gollum?

Yesss, my precious. We hates the light.

 

[CSAchook]

Yesss, my precious. We hates the light.

 

[Kiki]

Hey, I'll have you know that we're not weird at all!

This is funny.

 

[Kiki]

The news...last week an on duty officer shot an off duty officer while playing Russian roulette at her home. She died.

What an idiot.

 

[Kiki]

Oh, that? Completely normal. Nothing odd goes on there at all.

Even funnier.

 

[Kiki]

It's not denial if nobody can prove otherwise.

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