➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[ShrekDawg]

Oh, definitely.

I’ll be good I swear!! No complaining about the weather!! Unless it gets too hot!!

 

[BantyChooks]

@BantyChooks

Soooo.... are we moving to Russia or!? Cause snow leopards aren’t in Canada or the US

Unless we break into a zoo. But too risky. Too many cameras. And those leopards probably aren’t hungry. They get a nice cushy 3 squares a day. Or I hope so anyway

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Oh, definitely. I mean, you wanted to go off grid, right? No better way to do that than to illegally sneak into another country.

 

[BantyChooks]

I’ll be good I swear!! No complaining about the weather!! Unless it gets too hot!!

In which case I will be complaining louder than you and heading north at a rapid pace.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Oh, definitely. I mean, you wanted to go off grid, right? No better way to do that than to illegally sneak into another country.

Very true!! And Russia is totally off the grid!! Just go into that huge wide open vast expanse in the middle and we will never ever be found!! Although... now we’ve just admitted our plan on the internet... maybe we better find a new country to move to or start speaking in code.

Maybe we should move to panda land instead?

I like Russia better though. Emptier and colder.

How are we going to sneak in? Not like we can just waltz across the border.

In which case I will be complaining louder than you and heading north at a rapid pace.

valid point!! If we start getting too hot or warm at all we know we are too far south. Our fingers and toes need to be numb.

 

[BantyChooks]

How are we going to sneak in? Not like we can just waltz across the border.

I suggest a rapid polka.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I suggest a rapid polka.

You are so witty and funny!!

 

[ShrekDawg]

I suggest a rapid polka.

I like this idea!! Although it may look a bit odd... but who cares!?

Maybe we better just dig a tunnel under all the snow and walk.

 

[BantyChooks]

I like this idea!! Although it may look a bit odd... but who cares!?

Maybe we better just dig a tunnel under all the snow and walk.

The point is to make the guards so intent on figuring out what on earth we're doing that they forget to stop us.

 

[BantyChooks]

You are so witty and funny!!

Thanks, it's the chronic sleep deprivation.

 

[ShrekDawg]

The point is to make the guards so intent on figuring out what on earth we're doing that they forget to stop us.

that is a very good point!! So we just bust out into weird dance moves at the border? Got it! Can I do the chicken dance!?

Thanks, it's the chronic sleep deprivation.

I feel bad for laughing but man you’re funny! I like this Banty.

But I also hope you can start sleeping eventually.