➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Tesumph]

Statistically, you're more likely to get killed by cows than sharks, but you don't see me petting sharks, do you?

I’ve never seen you pet cows either. I’ve never seen you do anything.

 

[BantyChooks]

I’ve never seen you pet cows either. I’ve never seen you do anything.

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You've seen me hold chickens.

 

[ShrekDawg]

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[sdm111]

When I was a kid my friend's parents had cattle. He had a pet black brahma bull we used to grab his horns and twist them the bull loved it and we were oblivious to what coulda happened

 

[Kiki]

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You've seen me hold chickens.

Those are fake boy chickens.

 

[sdm111]

Is there an auto like setting?

 

[BantyChooks]

Those are fake boy chickens.

They are. The one on the left was being a brat about walking in the snow. He wanted to get a ride around.

 

[Kiki]

Is there an auto like setting?

Only on cars that drive themselves.

 

[sdm111]

Only on cars that drive themselves.

whateva

 

[Tesumph]

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You've seen me hold chickens.

Aha! The missing piece. I’m triangulating your location as I type.