➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[BantyChooks]

By preservation, I was not referring to jelly. As funny as that is.

Bone jelly! Bone jelly! From henceforth I refuse any and all other body disposal methods.

 

[BantyChooks]

Mom wanted cardboard. Settled for the cheapest press board we could get. Full of chemicals, but what could you do.

Is it better to be preserved forever or fade away? Mummification and preservation versus no impact and total recycle. Things that make you go Hmmm.

Honestly, dead people should just be run through a chipper and turned into fertilizer. Eco friendly, cheap, easy.

 

[CSAchook]

By preservation, I was not referring to jelly. As funny as that is.

Bone jelly! Bone jelly! From henceforth I refuse any and all other body disposal methods.

 

[CSAchook]

Honestly, dead people should just be run through a chipper and turned into fertilizer. Eco friendly, cheap, easy.

I think there is an actual "mulching" method for human remains that is similar. I think they freeze you first or something and then make you into little bits.

 

[Conan]

I think there is an actual "mulching" method for human remains that is similar. I think they freeze you first or something and then make you into little bits.

Probably a little tidier, eh?

 

[CSAchook]

Honestly, dead people should just be run through a chipper and turned into fertilizer. Eco friendly, cheap, easy.

Important follow up question though, are you talking about people that died naturally? Or are we all about to be accomplices after the fact?

 

[Conan]

Important follow up question though, are you talking about people that died naturally? Or are we all about to be accomplices after the fact?

Really, Bones... does it matter if we are running bodies through the wood chipper?

 

[RUNuts]

Honestly, dead people should just be run through a chipper and turned into fertilizer. Eco friendly, cheap, easy.

The bone bits are sharp. Chippers take gasoline. Better to pile them up and let the carrion feeders prosper. But that propagates disease. I'm liking the hot compost methods. Stuff my coffin with wood chips. Adequate aeration. I will have a HOT BOD!

Stack the bones like the catacombs of old Europe. Make them into artwork glorifying the dead. Sheesh. We thought the Aztecs were brutal.

 

[BantyChooks]

I think there is an actual "mulching" method for human remains that is similar. I think they freeze you first or something and then make you into little bits.

https://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-dispose-of-a-dead-body-in-space-2016-4
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Important follow up question though, are you talking about people that died naturally? Or are we all about to be accomplices after the fact?

Accomplices. Funeral directors will constantly be on the FBI's most wanted. Funeral services will be held in secret to delay detection after disposal.

 

[Conan]

https://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-dispose-of-a-dead-body-in-space-2016-4
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Accomplices. Funeral directors will constantly be on the FBI's most wanted. Funeral services will be held in secret to delay detection after disposal.

I'm thinking more like this.