➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Glitterchicks]

Walmarts here are ghetto.

You should see the Walmarts here in Meridian, Idaho... they're immaculate. So are the public park bathrooms. It will blow your mind.

 

[Kiki]

You should see the Walmarts here in Meridian, Idaho... they're immaculate. So are the public park bathrooms. It will blow your mind.

I bet your shoppers are cleaner than ours too.

 

[Kiki]

Their eyes are open and we are introducing soaked dry food. They are walking (ish). They are frolicking around. With small area and large number of butts, they get soiled rapidly. Did I mention 7 butts + new food = stench? Yes, the dear little ones are going outside in the fresh air. I just scooped the segregated puppy yard.

Remember, these AREN'T mine. They are not my project. Did I mention I'm allergic to dogs?



Adopted, no. Looking for playmates, yes. Way cute. "will you be my friend?" Like Kiki is experiencing, the older dogs are unsure of the new one, but Crazy Lady is playing favorites! Beware! Be very aware!

Up until last week, the borzoi puppy had 5 brothers and sisters to chew on. Now she has her own apartment next to the Crazy Lady. No more puppy piles for food or water. Toys, clean bedding, new things to taste, new places to poop. It's a wide world out there.

Take an allergy pill...quit whining.

 

[RUNuts]

Take an allergy pill...quit whining.

I shove one up each nostril. They don't help.

 

[Glitterchicks]

@Glitterchicks -Welcome to the Asylum!

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GAAAAHHH...OMG. If i could have 100 puppies, i would! Sorry i took so long to respond. I was catching up after reading SIX MILLION PAGES! 2 pages to go and I'm all caught up. It's been an emotional, wonderful rollercoaster. I'm over the moon after finding out I'm not the only animal, bird, rodent loving crazy woman!

 

[Glitterchicks]

I bet your shoppers are cleaner than ours too.

When my husband moved here from San Diego he was in awe.
"Everybody speaks English and the people working at McDonald's look like wealthy college over- achievers! What IS this place?!"

 

[Glitterchicks]

I can hardly believe it... after 3 days of reading, I have finally caught up on all of the madness!!
I love all of you.
I have found my people.
Kiki...you have had me laughing hysterically! I swear to God, my reaction to everything would have been the same as yours. Now the hubbs is terrified that my next project will be hatching duck eggs. Really though, it's the chicken coop I'm going to build in our backyard for my fake chickens that I will be keeping in our subdivision that doesn't allow chickens because I CANNOT BEAR to send them to the ranch now.

 

[Kiki]

I can hardly believe it... after 3 days of reading, I have finally caught up on all of the madness!!
I love all of you.
I have found my people.
Kiki...you have had me laughing hysterically! I swear to God, my reaction to everything would have been the same as yours. Now the hubbs is terrified that my next project will be hatching duck eggs. Really though, it's the chicken coop I'm going to build in our backyard for my fake chickens that I will be keeping in our subdivision that doesn't allow chickens because I CANNOT BEAR to send them to the ranch now.

Do you have any other fake animals?
Or milk drinkers?

 

[Kiki]

I shove one up each nostril. They don't help.

Put some in your ears too!

Can people really be allergic to dogs?
I would die.

 

[Glitterchicks]

Do you have any other fake animals?
Or milk drinkers?

I have a fake dog, the half blind and deaf 12 year old min pin. We call her pooper but her name is really Gypsy.
A fake horse/dog, the obese giant lab and foster failure named Sampson.
Lola, the eyeball popping pug (she literally popped out an eyeball while hoarding her food from the giant).
A 100 year old cat who showed up one day and never left, named blackjack
A shaved obese fake cat rescue, Ruby
4, 4 week old fake chickens (the banty assortment)
16 4 day old real chickens
10 year old human boy
5 year old human boy
3 year old human boy