➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Kiki]

NO.

 

[jwyles]

Yes that one.



No way in the world I'm plugging this thing in.
I don't even want to know what it says.
I need to find a good hiding spot before HE hangs it up. View attachment 1461652

Art at its finest!

 

[Kiki]

PLEASE plug it in. I am begging you!!!! I must know.

NO!

 

[Blooie]

Is it only Hispanic grandmas that are weird or are other breeds just as weird?

Define weird......I got tossed out of a bowling alley for strip bowling.....I slammed my nose in a car door......I ate frozen Milk Duds BECAUSE I was told it was deer poop.....I raise chicks outdoors with nothing more than a heating pad in 20 degree temperatures....I sit on my deck for hours with a camera in case a hummingbird comes by.....I'm back on this thread after bowing out because it went to fast for me to keep up.....define weird.

 

[Kiki]

Define weird......I got tossed out of a bowling alley for strip bowling.....I slammed my nose in a car door......I ate frozen Milk Duds BECAUSE I was told it was deer poop.....I raise chicks outdoors with nothing more than a heating pad in 20 degree temperatures....I sit on my deck for hours with a camera in case a hummingbird comes by.....I'm back on this thread after bowing out because it went to fast for me to keep up.....define weird.

You are normal.
Not weird at all.


Who would want to eat deer poop?
That actually might be weird.

 

[Conan]

NO!

Holy crap - please!!!!! Make your little do it in the bathroom. You won't even have to look. Other than to snap a pic. It'll be fine. I promise.

 

[Blooie]

<sigh> I did. My uncle told me to, and I adored him. He was teaching me to deer hunt. It's another looong Blooie story!

 

[Kiki]

Holy crap - please!!!!! Make your little do it in the bathroom. You won't even have to look. Other than to snap a pic. It'll be fine. I promise.

No.
If it starts playing music I will die.

 

[Kiki]

<sigh> I did. My uncle told me to, and I adored him. He was teaching me to deer hunt. It's another looong Blooie story!

The ducks are slow pokes.
We have plenty of time.

 

[Conan]

Define weird......I got tossed out of a bowling alley for strip bowling.....I slammed my nose in a car door......I ate frozen Milk Duds BECAUSE I was told it was deer poop.....I raise chicks outdoors with nothing more than a heating pad in 20 degree temperatures....I sit on my deck for hours with a camera in case a hummingbird comes by.....I'm back on this thread after bowing out because it went to fast for me to keep up.....define weird.

Weird: @Blooie
Used in a sentence: Weird. That weird lady with the crooked nose is pulling her clothes off while she bowls eating deer poop. Weird.