Store Adventure.
I take a deep breath...get our of the car and hit record on my phone (which was in my hand) and walk up to the store.
I grab a cart (they are stored out front) to pretend I am going to shop.
As I am about to walk into the store I recognize a man taking a break out front.
I walk up to him and:
Me: Excuse me.
Him: Stays looking at his phone.
Me: Excuse me a little louder.
Him: Just stares at me.
Me: Hi! Can I ask you a question
Him: Nods yes.
Me: I bought some eggs the other day for a taste test and when I cracked (I fibbed a little) the egg open I was surprised.
Him: Laughs out loud and says Balut? I think he was asking me a question but am not sure.
Me: I am looking for normal duck eggs...ones that don't have babies inside.
Him: Yes yes.
Me: (WHAT?)
Me: Do you sell normal duck eggs?
Him: Giggling..yes yes..in the plastic.
Me: Ok..thanks.
I should have left it at that but something snapped and I remembered I was suppose to be asking questions.
Me: Do you eat those Balut eggs?
Him: Yes! Well I don't eat the baby I just drink the juice.
Me: How long have those eggs...that I bought the other day from your counter top inside...how long have they been developing?
Him: I don't know...they are fresh we get new ones in each week.
Me: So you mean they are ready to cook now? I don't need to wait a few days to cook them first?
Him: No no they are fresh.
Me: I am so nervous I have no clue what to say next so I say thank you and walk in.
Then this happens:
I walk straight to the counter to look at the ducks eggs again and grab my phone to stop the filming of the convo to take a picture.


I'm not done with this story.