➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Kiki]

I'm stuck in Stoopid mode right now. I gotta get this new lamp up and running. Maxi is about to help me to get the woods to stay together. Woot.

 

[featherhead007]

Well, I seem to remember someone telling me "Kiki dosent incubate" and yet here you are....

those were chicks, this project is ducklings

 

[PirateGirl]

Can we just say that a purse left on the car seat, me leaning back into the car to get it just as hubby reaches over and slams the door makes for an interesting tale for the ER nurses. Took me an hour to get them past the "You don't have to cover for him, we can protect you" speeches.

Once I genuinely got a black eye falling down the stairs! I know, nothing to brag about, but it was icy, I hit my head on the railing on the way down, I doubt anyone believed my story even though it was the truth.

 

[featherhead007]

Ya no kidding! Long story kinda short thought I broke my arm in the parking lot and saidsf it and a woman like 3 rows over stormed over and started yelling at me telling me there were flaming kids around and I need to watch my fithy mouth. So needless to say I called her a dumb inbred cow and told her to mind her own flaming business. Crazy white chick. Ppl wonder why I don't like Walmart crazy ppl shop there (flame and cow are nicer then what I said)

Specially late at night if u have a 24 hr one I swear u could go zombie hunting in there. Or hunting for ghetto incubator supplies lol

LOL

 

[ronott1]

The new lamp doesn't even matter........I STILL will have to babysit it. Let me find something else to worry about.

For DIY, you can make a thermostat from an old water heater. Do you have one of those in the backyard?

Get Building!

 

[BantyChooks]

Well, I seem to remember someone telling me "Kiki dosent incubate" and yet here you are....

She only told me that about 500 times. I bet her old self would scream if she saw this thread.

 

[Kiki]

WTH. This lamp doesn't make the bulb look any different when I switch the knob either

 

[Kiki]

for the love of money. I'm never doing this again.

 

[PirateGirl]

It does need to be a 3 way lamp for a 3 way bulb to work.

Explanation:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3-way_lamp

DIY 3 way:
http://groovygreenliving.com/how-to-upgrade-a-regular-lamp-into-a-3-way-lamp/

 

[RUNuts]

those were chicks, this project is ducklings

Don't be a species-ist. We are all equal!