➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[CSAchook]

How am I going to find his post then?

So sad. You two really could have had something special. Ah well, you will always have the egg section.

 

[Kiki]

So sad. You two really could have had something special. Ah well, you will always have the egg section.

every time I go to the store, even before this experiment, The Man is always on his phone.
I wonder if I can tell him to join here!

 

[LittleChicks4Me]

I'll give you a good reference.



It isn't much. But it is home and we have chickens.
Our door is always open. Friends are welcome. "If the house is a rockin', don't bother knockin', just come on in!"

@kiki Just explain the truth...
You intend to hatch them...
Or is that a bad idea? lol

 

[PirateGirl]

I just about spit out my drink!!! This is hilarious! Imagine how he would describe their meeting...

"You, striking American woman. I casually smoked my cigarette outside the Vietnamese market where I work, awaiting your return. We chatted about Vietnamese delicacies. Did you enjoy the eggs I helped you buy? Tell me what market we met at and I will know it's you."

 

[CSAchook]

"You, striking American woman. I casually smoked my cigarette outside the Vietnamese market where I work, awaiting your return. We chatted about Vietnamese delicacies. Did you enjoy the eggs I helped you buy? Tell me what market we met at and I will know it's you."

PERFECTION!

 

[MatthewsHomestead]

I have never once thought about which room stays what temperature in my house.
The bator is in a bathroom with an OUT OF ORDER SIGN on the door.

A bathroom that I never use!

Our bathroom is always colder than the rest of the house.....

 

[CSAchook]

every time I go to the store, even before this experiment, The Man is always on his phone.
I wonder if I can tell him to join here!

But then he will find out he is famous!

 

[FlyingNunFarm]

"Man seeking Woman:
Nice white lady come to my store. She buy balut eggs from counter, and quail eggs.
Very next day she come back and ask about eggs. She buy more duck eggs but not from counter this time.
Week later she is back! Ask egg questions. Buy more balut eggs.
I think she here for me not eggs. If you nice lady who like to eat balut with me please come back to store.
Love, The Man"

 

[Kiki]

But then he will find out he is famous!

Maybe I can ask him for his autograph?
I can frame it with my original thermometer!

 

[CSAchook]

"Man seeking Woman:
Nice white lady come to my store. She buy balut eggs from counter, and quail eggs.
Very next day she come back and ask about eggs. She buy more duck eggs but not from counter this time.
Week later she is back! Ask egg questions. Buy more balut eggs.
I think she here for me not eggs. If you nice lady who like to eat balut with me please come back to store.
Love, The Man"

PURE POETRY!