➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[redranger209]

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Do you think they will hatch?

Of course! Michael Jordan hatched from a basketball, right?

 

[Kiki]

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Do you think they will hatch?

The green one might.

 

[Kiki]

Someone would have to put me to sleep if they invent eggs that hatch real puppies.

 

[Kiki]

Shrews are cute but not mice?

I’m gonna get pet rats again and bring the cutest fluffiest dopiest one over to your house just to spite you.

I would scare you with my girly scream as I jump on the nearest chair.
I'd probably give you a heart attack with my silliness.

 

[Kiki]

Shrews are cute but not mice?

I’m gonna get pet rats again and bring the cutest fluffiest dopiest one over to your house just to spite you.

Mice!
Those things are RATS! to me.

 

[Tesumph]

Mice!
Those things are RATS! to me.

You’re a nut. Rats EAT mice.
(dead) Mouse:

(pet) Rat:

 

[Kiki]

You’re a nut. Rats EAT mice.
(dead) Mouse:
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(pet) Rat:
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I closed my eyes.
I can't look at these.

 

[PirateGirl]

The green one might.

Isn't the green one a golden retriever egg?

 

[Tesumph]

I closed my eyes.
I can't look at these.

Excuse you, “these” have a name!
Well the rat did. That’s Cave Johnson.

 

[Kiki]

Isn't the green one a golden retriever egg?

Shoot.
Big trouble.