➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Kiki]

Where do they get the gross toe? I really gotta go.

The mortician's office.

 

[BantyChooks]

Where do they get the gross toe? I really gotta go.

I think the current one is from an amputation due to diabetes.

 

[Pugsabi]

Where do they get the gross toe? I really gotta go.

People donate it. Frostbite, lawn mower accidents, diabetes etc.

 

[Kiki]

I think the current one is from an amputation due to diabetes.

Disgusting.

 

[Kiki]

People donate it. Frostbite, lawn mower accidents, diabetes etc.

I'm an organ donor...do I need to leave a note that I am to keep my toes?

 

[BantyChooks]

People donate it. Frostbite, lawn mower accidents, diabetes etc.

The lawnmower thing was rather funny.

 

[Pugsabi]

I'm an organ donor...do I need to leave a note that I am to keep my toes?

That depends, how tasty are your toes?

 

[Tesumph]

I'm sure I can find someone who likes to drink everclear, too. That doesn't make it tasty.

I used to know someone who drank everclear.

Looking at that thing is worse than Tes's rat pictures.

Where’s the middle finger emoji?

 

[Kiki]

I used to know someone who drank everclear.

Where’s the middle finger emoji?

LAUGH OUT LOUD.

 

[Pugsabi]

The lawnmower thing was rather funny.

For those too scared to read the article:
toe eight arrived in a jar of alcohol with the message, “Don’t wear open-toe sandals while mowing the lawn.”