Ursuline Chick
Rest in Peace 1957-2024
Since this thread seems slow tonight I thought I would tell a silly joke, so we could laugh again tonight:
A young and naive couple get married. On their wedding night, they stare awkwardly at each other in the hotel room.
After a few minutes, the husband excuses himself and calls his father on the phone. "Daddy, I know we are supposed to consummate the marriage, but I don't know what to do."
The father tells his son, "Take the most important part of your body and put it were your wife pees."
5 minutes later the wife calls her mother. "Mom", she says, "I don't know what to do, my husband just put his head in the toilet."
A young and naive couple get married. On their wedding night, they stare awkwardly at each other in the hotel room.
After a few minutes, the husband excuses himself and calls his father on the phone. "Daddy, I know we are supposed to consummate the marriage, but I don't know what to do."
The father tells his son, "Take the most important part of your body and put it were your wife pees."
5 minutes later the wife calls her mother. "Mom", she says, "I don't know what to do, my husband just put his head in the toilet."
I just had a nap and dreamed I got banned.
