➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[CSAchook]

doctor

 

[RUNuts]

When is a joke a dad joke?



When it becomes apparent.

 

[Tesumph]

Soooo, does that mean it's fair game to guess?
A ginger... Hmmm, if it were me, I'd name it Hamish OR Moses.

I plead the fifth.

 

[RUNuts]

You should never believe anything an atom says.
They literally make up everything.

 

[RUNuts]

What sound does two snare drums and a top hat make when you throw them off a cliff?

Ba da boom

 

[Ursuline Chick]

I plead the fifth.

A fifth of what?

 

[RUNuts]

A fifth of what?

TEQUILA! Da da da da da. Da da da da da.

 

[Tesumph]

A fifth of what?

The fifth of the amendments!

 

[Conan]

We try to pee in our pants here at least a few times each day.

I like really lame jokes... Like SUPER lame.

 

[Conan]

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?