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A rope goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender takes a look and says, sorry, we don't serve your kind around here.
The rope goes out onto the sidewalk and really roughs himself up - roughs himself up and ties himself into knots.
He goes back in and orders a beer. The bartender says, aren't you the rope that was just in here?
The rope says, "I'm a frayed knot".
 
honanbm said:
A rope goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender takes a look and says, sorry, we don't serve your kind around here.
The rope goes out onto the sidewalk and really roughs himself up - roughs himself up and ties himself into knots.
He goes back in and orders a beer. The bartender says, aren't you the rope that was just in here?
The rope says, "I'm a frayed knot".
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Oh geez. That’s a joke the Ginger would tell LOL.
 
Tesumph said:
Oh geez. That’s a joke the Ginger would tell LOL.
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I KNOW!!!! It's the worst. I laughed the entire time I typed it out. I'm still laughing at it.
It's so lame, but it just gets me. I once told it to a dude at a bar who was pretty drunk and it took him a second... Then, he smacked the table and roared with laughter for a good half hour about it. It was amazing.
 

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