➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[The Farmers' Daughter]

A rope goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender takes a look and says, sorry, we don't serve your kind around here.
The rope goes out onto the sidewalk and really roughs himself up - roughs himself up and ties himself into knots.
He goes back in and orders a beer. The bartender says, aren't you the rope that was just in here?
The rope says, "I'm a frayed knot".

OMG! I used to tell that one all the time and nobody ever got it.

 

[Conan]

Yeah. When I turned in it was some horrid electronic crap.
I was the traffic manager there. Not as exciting as the title sounds. I scheduled and maintained the commercial inventory. I was the traffic assistant at KBSG before I got promoted and moved to The End.

I just hummed the KBSG tune in my head

 

[NanaKat]

Sweet!
So like these (first thing that appeared in my Google search) https://www.mypetchicken.com/catalo...lings-Golden-300-Hybrid-Layer-Duck-p2580.aspx
Are you able to tell their sex?

The drake is the dark one on the right with the curled tail feathers.

I can't see anything in the eggs yet!

You will see a reddish glow within the first few days. The bluish glow means the egg has not been incubated and/or was not fertilized.

How is the panty wearer doing?

Lily is out of her panties, but has a few days of late estrus .. still on leash patrol.

 

[Conan]

OMG! I used to tell that one all the time and nobody ever got it.

It's soooo good! One of my favorite lame jokes! How could people not get it????
I'm very sorry that you were surrounded by lame people. People SO lame that they couldn't get a lame joke. Tsk, tsk.

 

[Tesumph]

I'm behind.
I'll catch up the morning.
I'm trying to fall asleep to music but I am getting stuck watching videos.

I’m stuck binge watching Vikings on Netflix.

 

[The Farmers' Daughter]

I just hummed the KBSG tune in my head

Lol

 

[The Farmers' Daughter]

It's soooo good! One of my favorite lame jokes! How could people not get it????
I'm very sorry that you were surrounded by lame people. People SO lame that they couldn't get a lame joke. Tsk, tsk.

I know right?!

 

[The Farmers' Daughter]

I’m stuck binge watching Vikings on Netflix.

I loved that show. Binge watched for days! The last 2 seasons were a big disappointment.
And Travis Fimmel?

 

[Tesumph]

I loved that show. Binge watched for days! The last 2 seasons were a big disappointment.
And Travis Fimmel?

Oh really? We just started season 3. I can’t stop or the Ginger just watches it all without me.

So far it’s basically the History channel’s version of a mild game of thrones lol. Pretty good!

 

[Conan]

Oh really? We just started season 3. I can’t stop or the Ginger just watches it all without me.

So far it’s basically the History channel’s version of a mild game of thrones lol. Pretty good!

Blech. Couldn't get into that one. Tried it. Twice.
I'd much rather go with a far more accurate portrayal of history/time travel. A little show called Ash vs. Evil Dead. Historical. Accuracy. Tessie.